Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:15 am

Do it before you have a chance to talk yourself out of it.

Its either that or live with crushing regret until the day you die.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Death's Head** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:23 am

jamcc wrote:
KingK wrote:changing subject ...... any news Jamcc?

Totally whimper out. Spoke to her a bit on email but that's it. I was kinda feeling a bit down today so wasn't in the mood.

strawberry float. I guess I just have to do it next week?

BS excuses. Post her e-mail address on here and I'll sort it for you.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Poser** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:54 am

[iup=3651374]Falsey[/iup] wrote:Do it before you have a chance to talk yourself out of it.

"He who hesitates, masturbates."

YouTube · PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Green Gecko** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 5:06 pm

There is too much truth in that statement.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Death's Head** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:35 pm

Here Jamcc, this should do the business:

Hi X,

Your colleague Jamcc here. I am a GAMER, enjoy the Microsoft XBOX one and worship mediocre formula 1 driver Kimi Raikkonen. I was wondering if you would like to go out for a drink tonight and social intercourse, possibly leading to sexual intercourse if your feelings for XBOX ONE and Kimi Raikkonen match mine.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **jamcc** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:37 pm

Poser wrote:
[iup=3651374]Falsey[/iup] wrote:Do it before you have a chance to talk yourself out of it.

"He who hesitates, masturbates."

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:20 pm

Jamcc I thought you were cool man. Get it done!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **KingK** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:48 pm

jamcc - we're all behind you. (maybe DH's email was a little too much though?)

I know it's tough man - been there loads. Years before I met my wife I really fancied this girl but never had the courage to ask her out even though I knew she was recently single. She wasn't single much longer as another lad I worked with nipped in there and they ended up getting married a few years later. Looking back I don't regret how things turned out as I love my wife very much, but for years it gnawed away at me every time I saw them together at work or socially.

Time to puff out that chest and stride up to her and ask her straight out. At least you'll know one way or another and chances are, you will at least get a date out of it

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **KingK** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:42 pm

Cum?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by KK » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:57 pm

Where's perennial love God Falsey when you need him. I bet he'd know.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:59 pm

Plaster cast of your dick

PostRe: Relationships Thread by KK » Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:04 am

What could possibly go wrong.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Curls** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:13 am

cake.

Or noise. Clap at her.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Spindash** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:21 am

Some pottery.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **bigcheez2k3** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:33 am

Finger her.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Karl** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:34 am

[iup=3651989]bigcheez2k3[/iup] wrote:Finger her.

I was thinking this too. :lol:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Errkal** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:16 am

[iup=3651938]KKLEIN[/iup] wrote:If a female friend asked you to make her something "with your bare hands", but not specify what (or why), how would you take it? I'm not exactly notorious for making things. She joked it'll probably take me a year to work it out. I don't get it.

Hand shadow puppet thing.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Squinty** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:05 am

Impregnate her. Although technically that's making something with your penis.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Ad7** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:26 am

[iup=3652074]SquintyMcSquint[/iup] wrote:Impregnate her. Although technically that's making something with your penis.

She already got that from Skarjo.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **bigcheez2k3** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:42 am

[iup=3652074]SquintyMcSquint[/iup] wrote:Impregnate her. Although technically that's making something with your penis.

Not if you come in your hand and throw it at her.

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