Stinky Farts are good for your health.

At least they're very good for your blood pressure as they say. Scientists have found that out!

http://www.livescience.com/health/081023-farts-blood-pressure.html

The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

Which brings the question: how on earth are they thinking of their research topics?

I've had a good day then. Some of them have been evil

*laughs* ah well. Poor people around me! Girls don't fart, as we have established... but being in the middle of final final uni exams and sitting in the writing room for 5 hours each time doesn't do your blood levels any good

strawberry float me this is bizarre

I'm trumping like a bastard tonight.. my brother is wearing a gas mask FFS

And despite it being cold outside, all the windows are open :lol:

I was pissing my brother off with farts the other day. We took a trip to Leeds in his car and I kept doing the most evil farts. You could taste them.

I almost killed my ex in the shower. It was that bad. The deadliest on the face of the earth. Ho hum.

There's got to be a fetish about that somewhere.

I'm having quite a smelly night too, so good news. My flatmate came into my room to give me a hug (no homo) so I gave him ample warning about my smelly fart. It was only when he got close that he realised I wasn't joking.

Fart cakes?

.com?

?!

Seriously, I let one rip earlier when playing the xbox and it stank so much I had to actually evacuate the zone for several minutes.

going out and getting pissed then getting a Mcdonalds sausage and egg muffin in the morning is lethal fart zone. If you want stink bomb farts do that combo

My good pal, farts all the time. And I mean all the time.

We used to say, ach yeh it's probably good for you anyway.

Saw him the other night... "Oh yeh man, turns out i've got a hernia" :lol:

Don't trust the scientists man, trust the doctor. His hernia is a result of forcing so many farts out all the time. (Oh, and his most certainly smelled)

AerisHime wrote:*laughs* ah well. Poor people around me! Girls don't fart, as we have established... but being in the middle of final final uni exams and sitting in the writing room for 5 hours each time doesn't do your blood levels any good

I have a sister it ain't true

Anyone else always fart when having a piss?

Well holding it in will probably give you high blood pressure, so better out than in I say.

IronHide wrote:Anyone else always fart when having a piss?

Usually with my morning piss, otherwise no.

Have none of your learnt anything from southpark?

Sounds like a stinky situation.

Stinky Farts are good for your health.

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