Stupidist Thing You've Ever Been Told

1cmanny1 wrote:that im a idiot

how stupid is that

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That a rhetorical question?

Cocaine is highly overrated.

Cinnamon > Cocaine.

The trouble with cocaine is it's a bit moreish.

Cocaine's alright. It's heroin that keeps me coming back for more though.

Stupidest thing I've ever been told?

There's a chap at work who comes out with some gold.

"Halo 3's coming out on two discs, and you each disc contains 1000 Gamerpoints".

He's a good guy and all, but he just talks some gooseberry fool :lol:

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FatDaz wrote:I heard two kids talking abou third world debt and poverty.

Kid A "Why dont we just print more ten pound notes and send them abroad then everyone would have money"
Kid B "Yeah or better yet print 20 pound notes"

And people say we have a good education system in this country

A friend at work (who isn't exactly stupid) asked me a similar question. She wondered why we couldn't just make more money and give it to poor people.

Not everyone knows how it all works, so it was fair enough.

Stupidest thing I've been told (within the past few days)? It was a conversation about anti-trust and how MS got into gooseberry fool for bundling WMP with Windows but Apple can get away with rejecting apps that directly compete with their own on the iPhone (ie. a Gmail app and a podcast one that apparently duplicated functionality of Mail and desktop iTunes respectively), thus removing any element of competition in a product that encourages third party development.

The reply was along the lines of:
Him: "MS do it with the Zune"
Me: "Yes, for music."
Him: "It's no different to software."
Me: "It obviously is, for a whole host of reasons."
Him: "But in the eyes of the law it's all intellectual property."

There's only so much tangental (and incorrect) discussion one can cope with.

"Liverpool are going to win the title."

:lol:

Captian Kil wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:that im a idiot

how stupid is that

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That a rhetorical question?

why yes

I clean the driveway of leaves yesterday, and when i get back in all my mum has to say is to complain about how i broke something. Now, i fixed it, and actually made it better than it was before (a pan to pick up the leaves, it's broken and i mend it with loads of tape so it's all cool), all she could do is complain. Pretty stupid if you ask me. Especially since the reason it broke is because i kicked it across the driveway so i didn't have to bend down to pick it up, as i have a bad back. She knows i do, yet still she moans.

Jaxley wrote:I clean the driveway of leaves yesterday, and when i get back in all my mum has to say is to complain about how i broke something. Now, i fixed it, and actually made it better than it was before (a pan to pick up the leaves, it's broken and i mend it with loads of tape so it's all cool), all she could do is complain. Pretty stupid if you ask me. Especially since the reason it broke is because i kicked it across the driveway so i didn't have to bend down to pick it up, as i have a bad back. She knows i do, yet still she moans.

i would like to know how to make a pan cool 8-)

Because thats me! cool 8-)

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I work with some right tards.

Recently, these have been said by people at work:

"Everything's about oil these days. All they need to do is kill a few Arabs and oil will cost less so I don't know what the big deal is".

"I like hot cheese"
"You mean mature?"
"What?"

"I thought a man's knob had a kind of hat on it that you had to take off before you had sex"

"The internet lets you play games with anyone in the world?!"
"Yes"
"So if someone else was playing a game you could join them and you wouldn't even need the game?!"
"Everyone has to have the same game"
"So who puts the disc in the box thing?"

*Crying about boyfriend being horrible*
(Ten minutes later) "I'm going to get a nose job because my boyfriend likes straight noses"

"What console is the best?"
"PS3 easily. You shouldn't even think about buying a 360 because the new one is coming out next year so it'll be obselete very soon"

I'll try and overhear some more for you today.

Tragic Magic wrote:"I like hot cheese"
"You mean mature?"
"What?"

GOLD

In about 2001 I was walking around Camden Lock wearing an Arsenal shirt, and went in to a shop owned by a Spurs fan. He stopped me and started going on about how gooseberry fool we were and how great they were, culminating in the absolute gem - "Spurs have always been a bigger club than Arsenal, always have been, always will be!". No mention of our bigger list of honours, bigger ground or bigger fanbase would convince him, so I left.

I was in a school at the end of last year doing a placement for my PGCE, and a history teacher was covering a geography lesson about the Bangladesh floods. She said to the kids, in all seriousness, that the main reason flood water was dangerous was because poisonous snakes would bite you :fp:

I once sat and listened into a conversation on Xbox Live where an American began to berate a French guy for being a "Frog eating ****** pussy". Asking what's the point of being French and what kind of impact have the French had on the world... ever. He answered it for us, the answer was "NO!". The French have had no impact whatsoever on the world, apparently.

My flatmate at Uni's girlfriend asked where in Britain Steven Gerrard was from after hearing his accent on TV. She was in a room with 2 Scousers (well, Wirralites), one of whom was her boyfriend. I buried my head in my hands.

Tragic Magic wrote:"I thought a man's knob had a kind of hat on it that you had to take off before you had sex"

Bollocks did that one ever happen.. :lol:

At Uni the teacher doing a PC hardware module insisted that Pentium chips had been 64bit since they evolved from 486's. :fp:

"I've never done poppers, i just smelt them"

Made me lol 8-)

"Hong Kong is in Japan, isn't it? No wait, it's in China."

She was fit (in fact she was that fit girl), so I let it slide with a polite correction.

"Portugal is in South America."

"There are only two countries in North America. America, and Canada."

It seems the only stupid things I hear are about Geography.

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