Summarise A Movie In One Sentence

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by Squinty » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:23 am

Two men go to a strawberry floating fairytale. One goes for a skydive. It's the best Christmas movie ever.

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by Vermilion » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:46 am

Squinty wrote:Two men go to a strawberry floating fairytale. One goes for a skydive. It's the best Christmas movie ever.


Does it also involve an inanimate strawberry floating object?

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by Squinty » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:48 am

Vermilion wrote:
Squinty wrote:Two men go to a strawberry floating fairytale. One goes for a skydive. It's the best Christmas movie ever.


Does it also involve an inanimate strawberry floating object?


YOU'RE AN INANIMATE strawberry floating OBJECT

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by Corazon de Leon » Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:12 am

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by Moggy » Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:19 am

Inglorious Basterds

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by Vermilion » Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:52 am

Squinty wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Squinty wrote:Two men go to a strawberry floating fairytale. One goes for a skydive. It's the best Christmas movie ever.


Does it also involve an inanimate strawberry floating object?


YOU'RE AN INANIMATE strawberry floating OBJECT


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by Skarjo » Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:03 am

Django Unchained

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by floydfreak » Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:30 pm

Ghostbusters 2

An evil painting comes too life around New Years Eve & the Statue of Liberty goes on a scenic walk around New York

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by Ironhide » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:05 pm

I'm spoilering this one.

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by Prototype » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:24 pm

American Psycho

A deepdive into the video rental market in America in the 1980s.

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by Tomous » Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:04 am

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by Dowbocop » Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:28 am

A New Hope: government department fails to contain recent data breach.

Empire Strikes Back: after government department fails to apprehend individuals of interest, outsourcing to private sector consultants via competitive tendering proves surprisingly effective.

Return of the Jedi: government department runs into trouble after failing to complete environmental survey of new military site.

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by Corazon de Leon » Thu Aug 20, 2020 9:41 am

Dowbocop wrote:A New Hope: government department fails to contain recent data breach.

Empire Strikes Back: after government department fails to apprehend individuals of interest, outsourcing to private sector consultants via competitive tendering proves surprisingly effective.

Return of the Jedi: government department runs into trouble after failing to complete environmental survey of new military site.


This buckled me, well done. :lol:

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by Carlos » Thu Aug 20, 2020 5:22 pm

Transformers: The Movie

A 1980's rock music video featuring giant robots that spend 90 minutes or so obliterating each other.

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by Moggy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:07 pm

Jaws

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by RJ Badman » Thu Aug 20, 2020 11:05 pm

Saw - Robin Hood: Men In Chains

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by floydfreak » Fri Aug 21, 2020 12:22 am

Back To The Future - Mad scientist grooms teenager drugs him into thinking he went time travelling too 1955 where he nearly bangs his mother

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by Moggy » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:36 am

Seven

Misunderstood devout Christian delivers a gift to a grumpy policeman.

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:49 am

Goldfinger - A government funded rapist stops a terrorist from spoiling some jewlery.

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PostRe: Summarise A Movie In One Sentence
by Vermilion » Fri Aug 21, 2020 2:26 pm

The Matrix - The government sends a task force to deal with a security breach.

The Fifth Element - A man puts his hand in a lady and pulls out some rocks.

Deep Impact - An unexpected visitor makes a splash.


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