TCRT 4 - Can't Stop? Won't Stop! - The Karl Heist

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Moggy** » Sat May 06, 2017 8:00 am

I think we were all joking about Rightey having porn on the memory stick.

However, after reading that post I am now convinced that he is actually a serial killer and that his memory sticks contain images of his victims.

...what the strawberry float am I reading :lol:

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Hexx** » Sat May 06, 2017 8:42 am

We obviously need a photo of your erect Todger as well to fully understand the interaction

ITT: Flesh light amateurs.

>Take the sleeve out
>Wedge between mattress and bedframe
>Go to town

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **SEP** » Sat May 06, 2017 9:22 am

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Sat May 06, 2017 9:52 am

LewisD wrote:ITT: Flesh light amateurs.

>Take the sleeve out
>Wedge between mattress and bedframe
>Go to town
>Return from town
>Kill yourself

Why would you need to take the sleeve out to do that though? Wouldn't the mattress crush down on your little LewisD? :dread:

Also Rightey, your problem is you're meant to submerge it in hot water beforehand if you want it to be warm. Your next step should be trying out one of those Tenga things, I've read online they're meant to be better.

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **False** » Sat May 06, 2017 9:55 am

Which puss did you get? Vanilla or a famous one?

Off a nightshift and can't sleep, but gotta get up in 4 hours to go drinking. Gunna be a cheap night I think.

Qikz wrote:Your next step should be trying out one of those Tenga things, I've "read online" they're meant to be better.

FTFY

Or go super lo-tech with two sponges, a plastic cup and a latex glove:

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Sat May 06, 2017 12:20 pm

Damnit, my landlords builder was meant to be coming today to clear up the mould. His Van then proceeded to break down and someones central heating broke so he's had to dash off there.

My landlord is now coming this afternoon in order to try and fix my mould for me instead. I've been waiting since December

Job done.
Done in an afternoon too, no more waiting for months for your landlord to send a builder to clean mould off your wall.

i can confirm with Rightey that the idea of the fleshlight is much more appealing than the actual thing itself

LewisD wrote:

Job done.

That's a hardcore wank. :dread:

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **That** » Sat May 06, 2017 1:01 pm

It's always seemed fairly obvious to me that the logistics of properly using and maintaining a fleshlight wouldn't be worth any benefit in masturbation intensity.

LewisD wrote:

Job done.
Done in an afternoon too, no more waiting for months for your landlord to send a builder to clean mould off your wall.

I was thinking the same, it's mould just bloody clean it.

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **That** » Sat May 06, 2017 1:37 pm

The mould's going to be so much worse now after waiting months too. :dread:

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by KK » Sat May 06, 2017 1:48 pm

I can't understand why you need your labndlord to clean mould. I get it occasionally in the corners of my house in the winter months. At the very least a bit of warm soapy water does the job.

Do you people have no ventilation in your houses or something?

We used to get some when drying clothes indoors, even with windows open itndoesnt quite stop it. But we have a tumble dryer now so all good.

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by KK » Sat May 06, 2017 2:21 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Do you people have no ventilation in your houses or something?

Old houses (in my case 1900) are prone to mould. You shouldn't get it in new builds.

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