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Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:22 am
by Bunni
Just getting home from being awake since 5pm Friday. I'm gunna die.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 7:43 am
by Squinty
Bunni wrote:Just getting home from being awake since 5pm Friday. I'm gunna die.


Being awake that long is one of the weirdest experiences you can have.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 11:15 am
by Rocsteady
I've been getting by on roughly 2 hours sleep a night since Thursday, combined with heavy partying and literally only eating bread and pizza I feel like my body's about ready to collapse.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 12:44 pm
by <]:^D
Karl wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Karl wrote:It's always seemed fairly obvious to me that the logistics of properly using and maintaining a fleshlight wouldn't be worth any benefit in masturbation intensity.


yeah alright we know youre clever u nerd


I really dislike it when people post things like this. I don't post on here to look 'clever.' I hope it's just a joke and no-one actually thinks that.


Karl i was only joking :cry: :cry: :cry:

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 12:45 pm
by That
Okay, sorry! Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet. My bad.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 12:47 pm
by <]:^D
:wub:

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 3:02 pm
by LewisD
Karl wrote:Okay, sorry! Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet. My bad.


Maybe if you weren't such a strawberry floatin' egg head you'd be able to see through gags like this.

FFS. :x

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 3:05 pm
by That
So mean :cry:

;) :toot:

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 4:27 pm
by bigcheez2k3
Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:14 pm
by Errkal
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Yeah but over time these thing a financially more efficient.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:42 pm
by Qikz
LewisD wrote:
Karl wrote:Okay, sorry! Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet. My bad.


Maybe if you weren't such a strawberry floatin' egg head you'd be able to see through gags like this.

FFS. :x


ISWYDT
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Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:01 pm
by LewisD
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?


Speak for yourself! Not everyone has Rock hard abs.
Or lives in an area full of slags (You know what they're like)..

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:36 pm
by Rightey
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?


Read the first post, my wife is away visiting family. :x

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:55 pm
by Moggy
Rightey wrote:
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?


Read the first post, my "wife" is away visiting "family". :x


Wife = blow up doll
Family = repair shop

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 7:12 pm
by <]:^D
yeah but after im done i can put the fleshlight back in the cupboard.
i tried doing that with the women but i ran out of space pretty quickly.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 7:33 pm
by Qikz
<]:^D wrote:yeah but after im done i can put the fleshlight back in the cupboard.
i tried doing that with the women but i ran out of space pretty quickly.


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Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 8:01 pm
by That's not a growth
The fact you knew what to search for to get that picture is worse than any burn you were trying to make.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 8:53 pm
by Lagamorph
You're assuming he actually had to search for it in the first place.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 9:19 pm
by Bunni
Squinty wrote:
Bunni wrote:Just getting home from being awake since 5pm Friday. I'm gunna die.


Being awake that long is one of the weirdest experiences you can have.


I become manic afrer 24hrs. Done it quite a few times unfortunately. Back in work for the night. Cannot wait for my bed.

Re: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 9:19 pm
by Memento Mori
I think that's the first time I've seen a television advert for orgasm gel.