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Green Gecko wrote:I got drunk off a single can of cider earlier, strawberry float I'm weak. Caught myself telling weeds to strawberry float off in the garden. My 9 pints of Guinness days are well and truly over.

Bunni wrote:I was out Friday and didn't get home till 6am. strawberry floating expensive night mind. Took me three pubs to get smashed. ragin.

Ironhide wrote:Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Ironhide wrote:Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.

You seem to be getting larger and larger flying invaders. Next up is an eagle, followed by a Boeing 747.

Ironhide wrote:Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.

Karl wrote:
Jet fuel can't melt iron hides.

Floex wrote:Good neews, nearly havehome

Well, this is going to be a turn up for the morning.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The first week or so you just put warm olive oil drops in 2-3 times a day and lie on your side for 5-10 minutes each time.

Then the fun begins. Fill a syringe (I used this one) with warm water, stick it in your ear and fire away.

This was the third night of attempting to syringe it and it finally all came out!

Poser wrote:

Karl wrote:
Jet fuel can't melt iron hides.

Hexx wrote:So I've talked about my terrible eyes before.

Right one is now beyond fixing ("like flogging a dead horse" was the Doctor's exact words when assessing if new Sclera lens worked)

So I'm getting assessed to see about a corneal graft in a few weeks.

I wanted a bionic version

Drumstick wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The first week or so you just put warm olive oil drops in 2-3 times a day and lie on your side for 5-10 minutes each time.

Then the fun begins. Fill a syringe (I used this one) with warm water, stick it in your ear and fire away.

This was the third night of attempting to syringe it and it finally all came out!

So glad I remembered this post. I can't hear ANYTHING out of my left ear and have only about 50% hearing in my right ear. It's something that's been getting progressively worse and my doctor's surgery have just told me they don't do ear irrigation anymore.