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Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:30 pm
by Victor Mildew
Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:You what sample! Are they trying to clone their stuff or side line in fertility treatment!
It's only a urine sample, although it would be funny if I gave a sperm sample
After all the stuff and checks I've had to do, it honestly wouldn't surprise me to find out I've been recruited as a spy.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:41 pm
by Bunni
Rocksleddy wrote:Advent7 wrote:Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.
Fml.
Drug tests at work
strawberry float that.
I'd still take meds, false positives can be explained away easily enough if you've got a prescription. Can't think of an OTC med that would flag anything up.
Co-codamol shows up as opiates.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:48 pm
by Victor Mildew
Thanks thats good to know. I had to take some ibuprofen in the end, my strawberry floating eyes are hurting
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:51 pm
by Rocsteady
Bunni wrote:Rocksleddy wrote:Advent7 wrote:Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.
Fml.
Drug tests at work
strawberry float that.
I'd still take meds, false positives can be explained away easily enough if you've got a prescription. Can't think of an OTC med that would flag anything up.
Co-codamol shows up as opiates.
Co-codamol's not OTC though is it, I'm sure you need a prescription for them.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:04 pm
by Bunni
Not for 8/500 dose. The stronger ones you'll need a script for.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:38 pm
by darksideby182
Have drugs and alcohol tests pretty often as in work in construction (Heathrow, crossrail etc) as long as you take the what you have been taking along, it shouldn't be an issue. All they will do is send the sample off for further inspection.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:56 pm
by Moggy
Advent7 wrote:Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:You what sample! Are they trying to clone their stuff or side line in fertility treatment!
It's only a urine sample, although it would be funny if I gave a sperm sample
Instead of piss, give them a sperm sample instead.
If they query it, just say “that’s what a real mans piss looks like”.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:15 pm
by That
"We asked you for a urine sample." "Yes?" "This is 50% semen, 50% blood." "...Is that not normal?"
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:36 pm
by Tafdolphin
Accidentally subtweeted Chet Faliszek (lead Portal writer) and he replied. Not sure if it's a good or bad thing as my tweet was a sarccy dig at RPS's new adblock notification.
twitter.com/chetfaliszek/status/950108122315550720
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:43 pm
by Corazon de Leon
Tell Karl his brother is dead wrote:"We asked you for a urine sample." "Yes?" "This is 50% semen, 50% blood." "...Is that not normal?"
Jesus Christ
Beginning the process of flathunting tomorrow. I hate making all the phone calls and setting up the viewings etc. Having said that, it'll be worth it to get out of Paisley.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:45 am
by Victor Mildew
Some amazing emails this morning. Got one asking for me to turn a word document into a professional looking legal document (absolutely fine and a normal request) and then just casually tossed in the last sentence is "one other query that they have asked me to mention to you is creating a website for us".
Yeah I'll get on that right now, just pushing a few buttons and opening Photoshop right?
Besides I've got today's post at the royal mail to sort out first.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:10 am
by Hypes
Send them a sperm sample
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:11 am
by Victor Mildew
Way ahead of you
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:39 am
by Victor Mildew
A load of blokes in here have started wearing scarves as fashion items in the office
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:43 am
by Preezy
Advent7 wrote:A load of blokes in here have started wearing scarves as fashion items in the office
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:26 pm
by Rocsteady
Quiet on here today innit.
Had forgotten there was a fourth series of Bojack out, that's the evening's entertainment sorted.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:37 pm
by Preezy
Almost too quiet...
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:27 pm
by Kezzer
It's like work 'propper' has started.
Give it a few days and we will be back on track
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:00 pm
by Victor Mildew
Advent7 wrote:Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.
Fml.
And now i've coughed so hard that it feels like my right set of ribs has cracked and is not so gently knifing my lungs every time I breath.
strawberry floating stayfever
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:32 pm
by Preezy
Watched a bit of Fellowship of the Ring last night on itv2 (as you do) and whilst bits of it have aged terribly, 2 bits definitely haven’t - the Balrog’s roar/growl when it first lands in front of Gandalf, and the super sad music that plays after he falls into the darkness after the cheeky Balrog uses Wonder Woman’s lasso on him.