TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Denster » Thu May 16, 2019 1:19 pm

Pepsi Max tastes like its been strained through a lepers gusset.
Coke zero is far nicer.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu May 16, 2019 1:30 pm

Denster wrote:Pepsi Max tastes like its been strained through a lepers gusset.
Coke zero is far nicer.

Genuine crazy talk right here!

I was intrigued when Coke first announced Coke Zero as a new sugar free brand - "they've been peddling that Diet Coke shite for years, perhaps they have finally realised they can do better!"

But then when I first drank it felt like the biggest let down in the world. I think the only disappointment in human history that could be comparable is when Tolkien realised that his entire magnum opus was undermined by the fact the eagles could have just flown the ring to Mordor. ;)

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Denster » Thu May 16, 2019 1:50 pm

How predictable, flat and uninspiring. The Pepsi Max of responses.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu May 16, 2019 2:45 pm

See now that's why you don't like Pepsi Max - you're supposed to drink it before it goes flat!

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Denster » Thu May 16, 2019 2:56 pm

Wow! You are on fire.



Not literally, sadly.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Karl_ » Thu May 16, 2019 3:00 pm

They should have just filled a huge vault with decoy rings then tossed the real one in there. You'd never find it.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu May 16, 2019 3:12 pm

Denster wrote:Wow! You are on fire.



Not literally, sadly.

One's mind works at a higher level when fuelled by Pepsi Max.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Hexx » Thu May 16, 2019 3:13 pm

Karl_ wrote:They should have just filled a huge vault with decoy rings then tossed the real one in there. You'd never find it.


But the ring wants to be found, so would just rise to the top?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu May 16, 2019 3:14 pm

Coke Zero is infinitely superior to Pepsi Max and is in fact overall preferable to regular Coke.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu May 16, 2019 3:17 pm

Hexx wrote:
Karl_ wrote:They should have just filled a huge vault with decoy rings then tossed the real one in there. You'd never find it.


But the ring wants to be found, so would just rise to the top?

The High Council of Methernia would raise the Call of the Manaerchs to summon the White Worms of Garenaia and harness their eldritch powers to call the One Ring into presence.

Obviously. ;)

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Coke Zero is infinitely superior to Pepsi Max and is in fact overall preferable to regular Coke.

I genuinely cannot stand Coke Zero, it manages to simultaneously taste of nothing and yet be horrible at the same time.

It's possibly the one mass produced consumable item that is worse than a Rich Tea biscuit.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Denster » Thu May 16, 2019 3:18 pm

Ob is correct.

KP you can no longer marry my daughter after that comment.

Fixed for the tasteless and pedantic banana split.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu May 16, 2019 3:24 pm

Coke Zero was absolutely fine about 2 or 3 years ago, but they changed the recipe again. I don’t like it, but at least Diet Coke (and Pepsi Max) has a distinctive taste. Coke Zero is dark carbonated water.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu May 16, 2019 3:41 pm

Can we all at least agree that Coke Life was truly awful?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ad7 » Thu May 16, 2019 3:42 pm

One does not simply coke in to mordor.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Denster » Thu May 16, 2019 3:45 pm

There is Pepsi there that tastes like piss.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Tsunade » Thu May 16, 2019 3:48 pm

You sure that isn't just piss?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Lagamorph » Thu May 16, 2019 3:48 pm

Coca Cola Vanilla is the nectar of the gods

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu May 16, 2019 3:50 pm

The very air contained in Coke Zero cans is a poisonous fume.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ad7 » Thu May 16, 2019 3:55 pm

Cast it in to the fridge!

...No...

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Hexx » Thu May 16, 2019 3:58 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Coca Cola Vanilla is the nectar of the gods


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