TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:49 pm

Now spent the last ten minutes reading some of these Asda reviews...

Lasagne:

DESCUSTING

Descusting found bones in last one tasted like dog meat wouldent but agin and over priced.


Fray Bentos pie:

Don’t go near it!!

Fray Bentos, what have you done?! This is absolutely disgusting and drives your name into the mud (or filling)! The suet pastry (your words, FB) is apparently detachable from the ‘pudding’ but not from the inside of your container! And has the same consistency as the container. Buyers DON’T. Keep your sanity, money and continue making your own/buying ones you steam for a while. DO NOT TOUCH THIS PRODUCT WITH A BARGEPOLE. Can I still trust you on the products you’re famous for, FB? I don’t know. I just don’t know.


Tagliatelli gone bad

I can imagine Sheriff John Bunnell narrating this one.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ad7 » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:55 pm

This guy thought he was going to eat a pie...

The only pie HE has is on his face, courtesy of the county Sherrif. IN JAIL.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:09 pm

Drumstick wrote:How exactly can bran flakes be halal?


Halal just means what is allowed under Islam. Water is halal, bran flakes are halal, ritually slaughtered chickens are halal etc etc.

It’s a little silly to say bran flakes are halal as there’s no meat there so they obviously are allowed.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Kezzer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:15 pm

why does halal meat sound like a geordie greeting

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by False » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:19 pm

alreet 'alal meat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:15 pm

Tfw you submit the online review your plumber has been pressing you to do for weeks, them he immediately messages to say 'I noticed you marked me down in these three areas, please can you tell me how I could have got them up to 10/10?' :slol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Dual » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:53 pm

False wrote:alreet 'alal meat


:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Tafdolphin » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:14 pm

Currently watching Love Island and getting irrationally angry and/or excited.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by LightWanderer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:22 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Currently watching Love Island and getting irrationally angry and/or excited.

Getting excited by Love Island isn't irrational, it means you've got a working libido. And getting angry at it is because that's literally the point of that show. People love to hate it :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Tafdolphin » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:28 pm

Oh man it's so well done. I mean, the production and storytelling they're dragging from what was probably hundreds of hours of utter guff is masterful.

EDIT: Also quite sexist and a little bit racist too.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:29 pm

Is there even any nudity whatsoever on Love Island?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Tafdolphin » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:30 pm

Lads lads...not that sort of excited.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by LightWanderer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:31 pm

I might have to watch Love Island to see if it's worth the hype

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by LightWanderer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:35 pm

They all look baked.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:44 pm

I watched about 2 episodes of the debut series with celebrities and that was it. Apart from I’m a Celebrity GMOOH, I haven’t got the inclination to waste an hour every single night for 2 months or whatever it is during the height of summer watching vacuous nobodies (some of which seem to end up dead by the looks of it).

I know teenagers love it though.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by LightWanderer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:04 pm

Take it all back. Only saw the last 15 minutes of this most recent episode but there was some gripping drama in it. Also yes, Curtis is the hottest guy there.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ironhide » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:14 pm

I find the whole concept of Love Island a bit odd tbh, I don't get why anyone would want to watch a group of detestable fake tanned wankers making advances on each other while having a free month long holiday.

I find 'reality' TV incredibly boring and in this case worryingly voyeuristic.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by LightWanderer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:29 pm

Ironhide wrote:I find 'reality' TV incredibly boring and in this case worryingly voyeuristic.


I'm going to watch it for the plot

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:39 pm

Locked for voyeurism.

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