TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

You'd better blow your load pretty sharpish!

I wonder if someone had a cider or two last night.

Errkal wrote:I wonder if someone had a cider or two last night.

Nah Fisher posts are always that incoherent.

Qikz wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:Yeah but Japan censors their porn.

So I hear.

That's a good thing. I don't want to see dick

Good call. Everyone knows seeing dick turns you into a homosexual.

unless your penis is small and/or youre overweight you see your penis EVERY DAY
that means youre a gay 8-)

twitter.com/NYorksPolice/status/1025606787918114816

Come to a tiny little sci-fi and comic convention in Redcar at Kirkleatham museum, expected maybe a dozen or two people milling about awkwardly.

Place is strawberry floating packed with cars parking down the nearby roads and a queue to get through the door and a few people even going to the effort of coming in cosplay.

this new Drake song "In My Feelings"
what is this gooseberry fool? its so bland - apparently #1 on YouTube 'trending'
some of Drake's songs are catchy or interesting but this is terrible

So apparently Hatsune Miku is way more popular in the North East than I ever could've expected.

So unbelievably tired. Why is it Monday T_T

Qikz wrote:So unbelievably tired. Why is it Monday T_T

Purposefully went to bed early last night. Still woke up tired as gooseberry fool, drove to work and stopped at a traffic light when it was green :lol:

Monday can suck a dick.

The S-Bahn is running again! Happy Monday everyone :toot:

Got back from a holiday in the French Alps last night, one day ahead of schedule. My partner's dad paid us an unexpected visit (we were staying at the family cabin) and took us for lunch with a bunch of his mountain-folk friends. All was well until the subject of Brexit came up. One guy suggested it wasn't a bad thing that we wanted to close our borders and Marie (my wife) disagreed, firmly but politely. Another old fart, who'd only just wandered over, suggested that this was because she wanted to strawberry float (lit: "drop her panties to") mentally ill Muslim immigrants.

It all went a bit downhill from there.

C'est la strawberry floating vie I guess.

I didn't realise we were closing our borders - must've missed that one. You can always rely on some batshit mental old guy to come out with bizarre comments out of nowhere. Keeps things interesting. Just look at the US.

Because you called them mountain-folk I'm imagining a bunch of racist gnomes or something

Tafdolphin wrote:Got back from a holiday in the French Alps last night, one day ahead of schedule. My partner's dad paid us an unexpected visit (we were staying at the family cabin) and took us for lunch with a bunch of his mountain-folk friends. All was well until the subject of Brexit came up. One guy suggested it wasn't a bad thing that we wanted to close our borders and Marie (my wife) disagreed, firmly but politely. Another old fart, who'd only just wandered over, suggested that this was because she wanted to strawberry float (lit: "drop her panties to") mentally ill Muslim immigrants.

It all went a bit downhill from there.

C'est la strawberry floating vie I guess.

I imagine it would, given you were up a mountain.

North East fam help a brother

Say I was going to be in Newcastle for a weekend, where should I stay and what the strawberry float is there to do there?

The North East is uninhabited and desolate isn't it? Unless you're planning on doing some Fracking I would stay clear.

OrangeRakoon wrote:Because you called them mountain-folk I'm imagining a bunch of racist gnomes or something

Much better than reality, so this is now canon.

TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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