TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rocsteady » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:13 pm

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Think I just burst a blood vessel in my throat from all the coughing so that's why some was coming up.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Poser » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:34 pm

Dual wrote:
Seven Posers Posing wrote:I just had a moderately convincing sextortion email sent to me. :|

Took me by surprise because the password quoted was indeed one that I'd used in the past. I've looked into it and it's likely that it came from stolen data. Still, though, pretty unsettling. You can see how people might fall for these.


Best pay up mate sounds like he's not messing about.


:(

I don't want my family to see me fapping.

Not again.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Pedz » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:46 pm

Seven Posers Posing wrote:
Dual wrote:
Seven Posers Posing wrote:I just had a moderately convincing sextortion email sent to me. :|

Took me by surprise because the password quoted was indeed one that I'd used in the past. I've looked into it and it's likely that it came from stolen data. Still, though, pretty unsettling. You can see how people might fall for these.


Best pay up mate sounds like he's not messing about.


:(

I don't want my family to see me fapping.

Not again.


Don't worry, there isn't much to see.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:34 pm

Seven Posers Posing wrote:
Dual wrote:
Seven Posers Posing wrote:I just had a moderately convincing sextortion email sent to me. :|

Took me by surprise because the password quoted was indeed one that I'd used in the past. I've looked into it and it's likely that it came from stolen data. Still, though, pretty unsettling. You can see how people might fall for these.


Best pay up mate sounds like he's not messing about.


:(

I don't want my family to see me fapping.

Not again.


It’s not as fun now that your nephew has grown up?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:42 pm

I just learnt that I am the same age as Tyson Fury. What the strawberry float :lol:. I always assumed he was about 40 years old!

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Corazon de Leon » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:24 am

My god he’s only 30! Thought he was well older than that.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Cuttooth » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:25 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:My god he’s only 30! Thought he was well older than that.

Yeah, Mind Crime does look like he’s getting on a bit doesn’t he?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:01 am

Cuttooth wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:My god he’s only 30! Thought he was well older than that.

Yeah, Mind Crime does look like he’s getting on a bit doesn’t he?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Lagamorph » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:13 am

Thought it was going to be Jehova's Witnesses when I answered a knock at the door.

"Good morning, we're here to talk to you about Death"

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:11 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I just learnt that I am the same age as Tyson Fury. What the strawberry float :lol:. I always assumed he was about 40 years old!

I always think that when I watch World's Strongest Man every year.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Qikz » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:28 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Thought it was going to be Jehova's Witnesses when I answered a knock at the door.

"Good morning, we're here to talk to you about Death"


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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:42 pm



:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:44 pm

Dayum :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rightey » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:47 pm

IDGI

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:51 pm

Rightey wrote:IDGI


Jess Bezos is the head of Amazon. He is currently going through a divorce.

When parcels are delivered when you are not home, the courier will sometimes leave a note to say that the parcel has been left with a neighbour.

The joke is therefore that Jeff Bezos wife has left him to run off with a neighbour, just like Amazon parcels are left with neighbours.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rightey » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:07 pm

Ah, ok. I knew who he was just didn't get the neighbour thing.

Thanks for the explination. I rate it 5 stars.

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Bunni » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:21 pm

Rightey wrote:Ah, ok. I knew who he was just didn't get the neighbour thing.

Thanks for the explination. I rate it 5 stars.


I suppose the joke is reliant on its delivery.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by <]:^D » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:23 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by DarkRula » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:22 pm

Well, that works on more than one level.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:25 pm

Moggy wrote:
Rightey wrote:IDGI


Jess Bezos is the head of Amazon. He is currently going through a divorce.


That unexpected sex change may have been a contributing factor in bringing about the divorce. :lol:

Yes I know men can be called Jess as well!

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