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Do witches have kings?

Jenuall wrote:Do witches have kings?

Or Eagles?

Lagamorph wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Do witches have kings?

Or Eagles?

Nah, the witches wear too much jewelry and apparently Eagles are scared of rings or something.

Do you not know death when you see it?

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I've been gagging the entire way.

You just need to relax your throat.

There's a guy that gets the same train home as me, always playing his 3DS and he looks like his hair hasn't been washed in 5 years.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I've been gagging the entire way.

You just need to relax your throat.

Might just aim for smaller cocks instead.

Preezy wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:How acceptable is it to ask your doctor out for a drink?

If the case studies at Brazzers and Bangbros are anything to go by you'll be met with instant success and boobies.

LewisD wrote:Who is it on here who's really into Pokémon cards, I can never remember.
Is it Vermilion?

Anyway, I've found something they're gonna wanna buy.
If you know who it is, please tag them so they know to buy these!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/6091682 ... at_2&bes=1





They do game boxes and cartridges too!







One for Devlin here:

Cheeky Devlin wrote:.

I like the Sour Beaver one

Woke up at 5.30 with horrific indigestion/heartburn and ended up throwing up what was basically stomach acid and bile.

Still feel like gooseberry fool and have just about managed to eat some dry toast, not ideal when we're supposed to be having a family meal for my brothers birthday tonight.

Errkal wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Why is it that if someone is playing a handheld console on public transport, they are guaranteed to also have poor personal hygiene?

Had this guy next to me on the train playing a Pokémon game and I've been gagging the entire way.

Bacause all gamers are cellar dwelling dirty bastards.

They have more important things to do than wash. Like play Pokemans.

Ironhide wrote:Woke up at 5.30 with horrific indigestion/heartburn and ended up throwing up what was basically stomach acid and bile.

Still feel like gooseberry fool and have just about managed to eat some dry toast, not ideal when we're supposed to be having a family meal for my brothers birthday tonight.

Have you kept the toast down?
Has it resulted in further indigestion?

If you've tolerated a small amount just have something light and plenty of sips of water.

Throwing up bile us awful.

Denster wrote:

Ironhide wrote:Woke up at 5.30 with horrific indigestion/heartburn and ended up throwing up what was basically stomach acid and bile.

Still feel like gooseberry fool and have just about managed to eat some dry toast, not ideal when we're supposed to be having a family meal for my brothers birthday tonight.

Have you kept the toast down?
Has it resulted in further indigestion?

If you've tolerated a small amount just have something light and plenty of sips of water.

Throwing up bile us awful.

The toast has stayed down fortunately so will be attempting soup for lunch

The worst bit about throwing up for me is the retching, my dystrophy makes it quite painful as I end up straining my stomach and back muscles.

Yeah. I bet. Hope you feel better mate and can enjoy your evening.

Seems to be going off a bit now so should be fine.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enlargement-report/

Poor guy.

Pedz wrote:https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enlargement-report/

Poor guy.

Now he will be forever known as that guy who died having his penis enlarged.

He'll never be the head of a major corporation again.

He'll never get his rock on again.

He’s no longer a diamond geezer.