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I straight up just didn't like coke.

Even as a child I was hipster B)

Talking of Coke, Coca Cola Zero really does taste of absolutely nothing.

Coke Zero is an abomination. Diet Coke is not much better.

Pepsi Max is the nectar of the gods.

Jenuall wrote:Pepsi Max is the nectar of the gods.

You know, he's not often right, but when he is he knocks it out the chuffin park.

Imagine being an adult and still drinking fizzy drinks

Ad7 wrote:Imagine being an adult and still drinking fizzy drinks

Imagine being an adult and only drinking still drinks because you think that’s the way to be an adult.

Hexx wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Pepsi Max is the nectar of the gods.

You know, he's not often right, but when he is he knocks it out the chuffin park.

I do my best

What are the acceptable "adult" drinks these days, I must have missed the memo!

Also if only kids can drink "fizzy drinks" then we're going to have to restrict the sale of champagne to the under 18s!

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:Imagine being an adult and still drinking fizzy drinks

Imagine being an adult and only drinking still drinks because you think that’s the way to be an adult.

Imagine

Dual wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:Imagine being an adult and still drinking fizzy drinks

Imagine being an adult and only drinking still drinks because you think that’s the way to be an adult.

Imagine

all the people?

Moggy wrote:

Dual wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:Imagine being an adult and still drinking fizzy drinks

Imagine being an adult and only drinking still drinks because you think that’s the way to be an adult.

Imagine

all the people?

Imagine no fizzy drinks,
I wonder if you can.

Pepsi Max tastes like its been strained through a lepers gusset.
Coke zero is far nicer.

Denster wrote:Pepsi Max tastes like its been strained through a lepers gusset.
Coke zero is far nicer.

Genuine crazy talk right here!

I was intrigued when Coke first announced Coke Zero as a new sugar free brand - "they've been peddling that Diet Coke shite for years, perhaps they have finally realised they can do better!"

But then when I first drank it felt like the biggest let down in the world. I think the only disappointment in human history that could be comparable is when Tolkien realised that his entire magnum opus was undermined by the fact the eagles could have just flown the ring to Mordor.

How predictable, flat and uninspiring. The Pepsi Max of responses.

See now that's why you don't like Pepsi Max - you're supposed to drink it before it goes flat!

Wow! You are on fire.



Not literally, sadly.

They should have just filled a huge vault with decoy rings then tossed the real one in there. You'd never find it.

Denster wrote:Wow! You are on fire.



Not literally, sadly.

One's mind works at a higher level when fuelled by Pepsi Max.

Karl_ wrote:They should have just filled a huge vault with decoy rings then tossed the real one in there. You'd never find it.

But the ring wants to be found, so would just rise to the top?

Coke Zero is infinitely superior to Pepsi Max and is in fact overall preferable to regular Coke.

Hexx wrote:

Karl_ wrote:They should have just filled a huge vault with decoy rings then tossed the real one in there. You'd never find it.

But the ring wants to be found, so would just rise to the top?

The High Council of Methernia would raise the Call of the Manaerchs to summon the White Worms of Garenaia and harness their eldritch powers to call the One Ring into presence.

Obviously.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Coke Zero is infinitely superior to Pepsi Max and is in fact overall preferable to regular Coke.

I genuinely cannot stand Coke Zero, it manages to simultaneously taste of nothing and yet be horrible at the same time.

It's possibly the one mass produced consumable item that is worse than a Rich Tea biscuit.