TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

Tomous wrote:As if the UK wasn't bad enough for jumping between different types of measurement on the metric and imperial scales, Tesco want to add a new calendar into the mix too.

I agree with Dual, it makes sense in Brexit Britain to go back to a decent calendar based on the true genius of a British hero like Julius Caesar, not one imposed on us against our will by the Papist bureaucrats in the Vatican.

Plumbed in a new washing machine all by myself this evening. Without the internet or phoning my dad.

I have leveled up my Dad Skill Tree

LewisD wrote:Plumbed in a new washing machine all by myself this evening. Without the internet or phoning my dad.

I have leveled up my Dad Skill Tree

Awaiting the follow up to this post in a few weeks.

!remindmelater

Just found the biggest moth I've ever seen clinging to my curtains. strawberry float. That.

Qikz wrote:Just found the biggest moth I've ever seen clinging to my curtains. strawberry float. That.

Qikz wrote:Just found the biggest moth I've ever seen clinging to my curtains. strawberry float. That.

He just wants to be your friend, and eat your soul.

This sounds like a job for landlord-man!

Ad7 wrote:This sounds like a job for landlord-man!

Shame he doesn't have one now and is now rich and owns his own place.

Pedz wrote:

Ad7 wrote:This sounds like a job for landlord-man!

Shame he doesn't have one now and is now rich and owns his own place.

Plot twist: He was the landlord all along!

Hearing people talking about the incoming heat. "If this is global warming then bring it on!".

Ad7 wrote:Hearing people talking about the incoming heat. "If this is global warming then bring it on!".

"The ice caps melting will be great, my flat will have sea views!"

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:Hearing people talking about the incoming heat. "If this is global warming then bring it on!".

"The ice caps melting will be great, my flat will have sea views!"

Can't wait to get the millennia old flu they cry as they shout about the Dunkirk landings they were too young to take part in.

Why go to Venice when Venice can come to you. Pop down to Iceland, get some of that gelato, you're there.

twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1143196005866905605

NERDDSSSSSS

A little bit of casual racism on my bus ride. Bus driver was talking about driving buses in the city, and that he has to hold his nose with some passengers. Lady he was speaking to asked him what colour they were. I couldn't quite fathom what I'd heard. I'm not sure the passengers could either

That feeling when you're driving on the motorway with ~50 miles to go, your petrol light comes on and the only form of payment you have is at your destination.



Made it, but must have been on fumes at the end!

Squinty wrote:NERDDSSSSSS

A little bit of casual racism on my bus ride. Bus driver was talking about driving buses in the city, and that he has to hold his nose with some passengers. Lady he was speaking to asked him what colour they were. I couldn't quite fathom what I'd heard. I'm not sure the passengers could either

Red, like most buses hopefully.

Jenuall wrote:That feeling when you're driving on the motorway with ~50 miles to go, your petrol light comes on and the only form of payment you have is at your destination.



Made it, but must have been on fumes at the end!

You can get a ticket for “Driving without due care and attention” if you run out of petrol on the motorway too, I believe.

After a similar experience put years on my life from the stress it caused, I've taken to leaving a £10 note in the car incase of emergencies.

Rex Kramer wrote:

Squinty wrote:NERDDSSSSSS

A little bit of casual racism on my bus ride. Bus driver was talking about driving buses in the city, and that he has to hold his nose with some passengers. Lady he was speaking to asked him what colour they were. I couldn't quite fathom what I'd heard. I'm not sure the passengers could either

Red, like most buses hopefully.

That was actually how the bus driver deflected away her comment. I thought it was pretty witty. She got confused.

Jenuall wrote:That feeling when you're driving on the motorway with ~50 miles to go, your petrol light comes on and the only form of payment you have is at your destination.

I think I literally /always/ have my wallet with me, precisely because I never know if I will need some money

The curse of capitalism

OrangeRKN wrote:

Jenuall wrote:That feeling when you're driving on the motorway with ~50 miles to go, your petrol light comes on and the only form of payment you have is at your destination.

I think I literally /always/ have my wallet with me, precisely because I never know if I will need some money

The curse of capitalism

Yeah I'm normally the same, I also normally have my phone as a backup payment option, this was a very unusual situation for me!

I left my wallet at work last night and then my phone at home this morning so I was miles away from either option!

Tomous wrote:

Jenuall wrote:That feeling when you're driving on the motorway with ~50 miles to go, your petrol light comes on and the only form of payment you have is at your destination.



Made it, but must have been on fumes at the end!

You can get a ticket for “Driving without due care and attention” if you run out of petrol on the motorway too, I believe.

After a similar experience put years on my life from the stress it caused, I've taken to leaving a £10 note in the car incase of emergencies.

I think you are right that it can be punished, luckily I got away with it!