Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:06 am
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Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:06 am
That Hunter S. Thompson quote is reasonably long
Must cover half of her leg!
HST wrote:"A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance"
Must cover half of her leg!
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:20 am
What is T’esc’O?
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:20 am
Moggy wrote:What is T’esc’O?
Baby don't hurt me
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:21 am
OrangeRKN wrote:Moggy wrote:What is T’esc’O?
Baby don't hurt me
UNEXPECTED BANTER IN BAGGING AREA!
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:17 pm
Talking of supermarkets I was in Asda today and there was some woman with her boyfriend or whatever and she goes ‘nah, don’t wanna buy those babes, they’re halal. In-human babes. I wrote a review on their website’. What was she talking about, you ask? Kellogg’s Bran Flakes. So I’ve just been on the ASDA website and amongst all the reviews is...
https://groceries.asda.com/product/high ... akes/26990
Hope the bran had a good life though. R.I.P. in peace.
disgusting. these are halal. wnt be buying anymore kelloggs again.
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https://groceries.asda.com/product/high ... akes/26990
Hope the bran had a good life though. R.I.P. in peace.
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:23 pm
KK wrote:Talking of supermarkets I was in Asda today and there was some woman with her boyfriend or whatever and she goes ‘nah, don’t wanna buy those babes, they’re halal. In-human babes. I wrote a review on their website’. What was she talking about, you ask? Kellogg’s Bran Flakes. So I’ve just been on the ASDA website and amongst all the reviews is...disgusting. these are halal. wnt be buying anymore kelloggs again.
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https://groceries.asda.com/product/high ... akes/26990
Hope the bran had a good life though. R.I.P. in peace.
Halal bran flakes.
We are being colonised!!Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:23 pm
Another company who have taken a brilliant product and 'fixed' it. This is Golden Wonder cheese and onion crisps all over again.
I had no idea the asda site was such a hive of cool ass quotes
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:25 pm
Marvel have worked out the main plot point for season 2 of Inhumans there - Bran Flak invasion.
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:48 pm
How exactly can bran flakes be halal?
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:49 pm
Now spent the last ten minutes reading some of these Asda reviews...
Lasagne:
Fray Bentos pie:
I can imagine Sheriff John Bunnell narrating this one.
Lasagne:
DESCUSTING
Descusting found bones in last one tasted like dog meat wouldent but agin and over priced.
Fray Bentos pie:
Don’t go near it!!
Fray Bentos, what have you done?! This is absolutely disgusting and drives your name into the mud (or filling)! The suet pastry (your words, FB) is apparently detachable from the ‘pudding’ but not from the inside of your container! And has the same consistency as the container. Buyers DON’T. Keep your sanity, money and continue making your own/buying ones you steam for a while. DO NOT TOUCH THIS PRODUCT WITH A BARGEPOLE. Can I still trust you on the products you’re famous for, FB? I don’t know. I just don’t know.
Tagliatelli gone bad
I can imagine Sheriff John Bunnell narrating this one.
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:55 pm
This guy thought he was going to eat a pie...
The only pie HE has is on his face, courtesy of the county Sherrif. IN JAIL.
The only pie HE has is on his face, courtesy of the county Sherrif. IN JAIL.
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:09 pm
Drumstick wrote:How exactly can bran flakes be halal?
Halal just means what is allowed under Islam. Water is halal, bran flakes are halal, ritually slaughtered chickens are halal etc etc.
It’s a little silly to say bran flakes are halal as there’s no meat there so they obviously are allowed.
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:15 pm
why does halal meat sound like a geordie greeting
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:19 pm
alreet 'alal meat
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:15 pm
Tfw you submit the online review your plumber has been pressing you to do for weeks, them he immediately messages to say 'I noticed you marked me down in these three areas, please can you tell me how I could have got them up to 10/10?' 
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:53 pm
False wrote:alreet 'alal meat
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:14 pm
Currently watching Love Island and getting irrationally angry and/or excited.
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:22 pm
Tafdolphin wrote:Currently watching Love Island and getting irrationally angry and/or excited.
Getting excited by Love Island isn't irrational, it means you've got a working libido. And getting angry at it is because that's literally the point of that show. People love to hate it
Re: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:28 pm
Oh man it's so well done. I mean, the production and storytelling they're dragging from what was probably hundreds of hours of utter guff is masterful.
EDIT: Also quite sexist and a little bit racist too.
EDIT: Also quite sexist and a little bit racist too.