TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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by Denster » Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:45 pm

One of my patients has a bit of social disinhibition. She just asked me if my dick has gotten fat along with the rest of me.
:oops: :lol: :shock:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Errkal » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:34 pm

Denster wrote:One of my patients has a bit of social disinhibition. She just asked me if my dick has gotten fat along with the rest of me.
:oops: :lol: :shock:


I assume you offered to show her.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by <]:^D » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:46 pm

False wrote:I can be out of the house from waking within 5 minutes, easily. My morning routine is clothes, teeth, out.

no shower?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Dual » Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:04 pm

Denster wrote:One of my patients has a bit of social disinhibition. She just asked me if my dick has gotten fat along with the rest of me.
:oops: :lol: :shock:


Well?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Hypes » Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:10 pm

Denster wrote:One of my patients has a bit of social disinhibition. She just asked me if my dick has gotten fat along with the rest of me.
:oops: :lol: :shock:

Denny, always pleasing the patients :datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:14 pm

Dual wrote:
Denster wrote:One of my patients has a bit of social disinhibition. She just asked me if my dick has gotten fat along with the rest of me.
:oops: :lol: :shock:


Well?

Like his dick, he's left us all hanging.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Denster » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:07 pm

It has not grown commensurately, no.

No I did not show or disclose this to my patients. I gently reprimanded her for her impropriety.

Whilst trying not to laugh.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by False » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:27 pm

<]:^D wrote:
False wrote:I can be out of the house from waking within 5 minutes, easily. My morning routine is clothes, teeth, out.

no shower?


I shower in the evening

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Hypes » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:44 pm

Denster wrote:I gently reprimanded her for her impropriety.


:wub:

:datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by <]:^D » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:47 pm

False wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
False wrote:I can be out of the house from waking within 5 minutes, easily. My morning routine is clothes, teeth, out.

no shower?


I shower in the evening


i cant do it

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Alvin Flummux » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:51 pm

False wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
False wrote:I can be out of the house from waking within 5 minutes, easily. My morning routine is clothes, teeth, out.

no shower?


I shower in the evening


I try that, but somehow by morning it's like I haven't showered at all. :?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Qikz » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:06 pm

Today was so strawberry floating stressful and topped off by the fact that my Mum is being kept in hospital overnight as they couldn't get her dialysis entry thing to work.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:08 pm

Shower in the morning in summer/autumn, night in winter, and spring a combination of the two. The reason is because I jump out of bed full of LIFE in summer, whereas in winter I can't be arsed.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:56 pm

I strawberry floating stink after a night's sleep so could never leave the house without showering.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rightey » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:32 pm

Preezy wrote:Must be some kind of drug underworld acronym, used exclusively by those junkies who watch anime.


Can confirm.

This is not a path you want to go down.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:58 am

I know that everyone is different, our bodies behave in their own ways etc. But what exactly are people doing in their beds that means you wake up in such a state that you NEED a shower before leaving the house?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:06 am

Jenuall wrote:I know that everyone is different, our bodies behave in their own ways etc. But what exactly are people doing in their beds that means you wake up in such a state that you NEED a shower before leaving the house?


Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much…..

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by That » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:10 am

Jenuall wrote:I know that everyone is different, our bodies behave in their own ways etc. But what exactly are people doing in their beds that means you wake up in such a state that you NEED a shower before leaving the house?

I have very oily hair so I wake up quite greasy even if I shower before bed. I could probably get away with just combing it but it makes me feel gross.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Jenuall » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:18 am

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I know that everyone is different, our bodies behave in their own ways etc. But what exactly are people doing in their beds that means you wake up in such a state that you NEED a shower before leaving the house?


Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much…..


Why would I shower after coitus? I want the world to smell my sexual conquests on me so that they know I am a man of power and a good leader for the tribe?!

Karl wrote:I have very oily hair so I wake up quite greasy even if I shower before bed. I could probably get away with just combing it but it makes me feel gross.


Fair enough, have you tried dry shampoo? You spray and then comb it through your hair - takes no time at all and works really well!

I'm lucky with my hair in that it doesn't need extensive washing and only takes about 30 seconds to "style".

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Tafdolphin » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:15 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Tonight we found that some banana split had ripped half our car's sidings off while it was parked. Real deep scratches requiring a concerted and constant pressure. The strawberry floater really wanted to get out of the spot in front apparently. Of course, they didn't leave any details. strawberry floating fuming.


So this just strawberry floating escalated. We took the car to a mechanic who just got back to us saying that, as the PURELY COSMETIC damage repair would cost more than the value of car itself, he cannot let us have it back and he has no choice but to scrap it. He says this is his legal obligation and that he has to inform the state and insurer that the care is unusable.

What. The. strawberry float.

I would understand if the damage was safety related but it was a side panel that got a bunch of scratches and a big ding in it. The car is completely roadworthy.

This is in France. Do the same rules apply in the UK?

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