Life flashed before my eyes last night-approached a green light at a cross roads, go through, someone coming from the right came flying through, jumping red light.
Fortunately I saw them in time and as they were turning right (so into my lane) they were slowing down. The road I was on was two lane so I swung my car into left lane (thank strawberry float no one there), braking and ended up with us both stopped in T-bone formation, me at an angle and them facing my drivers door, about half a metre from my car.
They apologised profusely but Jesus Christ, stuff like that terrifies me. You can drive perfectly safely 100% of the time but then some twat jumps a red light and hits you. If I’d have been a few seconds earlier I don’t think I’d have had time to swerve.
I was at the supermarket last weekend and as I was driving into a row of spaces an absolute strawberry floating idiot came the other way. It is a one way system and as I was about to call him a wanker, he started giving me hand gestures and was shaking his head at me.
I was furious, road rage rising up in me. How strawberry floating dare he! Cheeky strawberry floating bastard wants to drive like a twat and then call me a wanker? Who the strawberry float did he think he was?
I parked the car and as I walked towards the shop I could see him in front of me. I am actually a coward and so decided not to confront him about his piss poor driving and so carried on walking towards the shop, but was ready to give him a piece of my mind if he said anything.
And then I noticed the arrow on the ground and realised that it had actually been me that was driving the wrong way. I definitely avoided him them and wandered off to the other side of the car park where the cash machines were to try and hide my shame.
I blame the supermarket for not making the signs clearer….