TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Victor Mildew » Fri May 22, 2020 7:14 am

That's not a growth wrote:A children's picture book.


Jesus :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Moggy » Fri May 22, 2020 7:23 am

Victor Mildew wrote:
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Victor Mildew wrote:I lived in Scotland for 6 years, in case anyone thinks I was being mean.


"It's fine, I couldn't have said anything racist because I once went on holiday to Tanzania"

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by Zilnad » Fri May 22, 2020 7:53 am

Skarjo wrote:Guys, I have to buy 18 boxes of condoms from the supermarket for work.

What's the best single extra thing I can buy to make the purchase as awkward as possible?


A single carrot

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Moggy » Fri May 22, 2020 7:54 am

Skarjo wrote:Guys, I have to buy 18 boxes of condoms from the supermarket


Classic Skarjo :datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Somebody Else's Problem » Fri May 22, 2020 8:23 am

Skarjo wrote:Guys, I have to buy 18 boxes of condoms from the supermarket for work.

What's the best single extra thing I can buy to make the purchase as awkward as possible?


A butternut squash.

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by Knoyleo » Fri May 22, 2020 8:26 am

Skarjo wrote:Guys, I have to buy 18 boxes of condoms from the supermarket for work.

What's the best single extra thing I can buy to make the purchase as awkward as possible?

Mouthwash

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by Errkal » Fri May 22, 2020 8:28 am

Skarjo wrote:Guys, I have to buy 18 boxes of condoms from the supermarket for work.

What's the best single extra thing I can buy to make the purchase as awkward as possible?


Nothing, just take them to the till with the hottest check out person, look her in the eye and say “social distancing be damned, you coming because I will be”

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by That's not a growth » Fri May 22, 2020 8:59 am

Tarp, bungee cord, extra strong sleeping pills and a magic eye puzzle.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Corazon de Leon » Fri May 22, 2020 9:27 am


Found a video of Skarj buying his rubbers.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by That's not a growth » Fri May 22, 2020 9:32 am

Now that's peak Simpsons, so many jokes in less than 2 mins.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Corazon de Leon » Fri May 22, 2020 9:59 am

That's not a growth wrote:Now that's peak Simpsons, so many jokes in less than 2 mins.


Even now, like a quarter of a century later that clip still almost brings me to tears of laughter. :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Cuttooth » Fri May 22, 2020 2:01 pm

One of my favourite parts to that is how it sets up Marge happily washing broken dishes the next morning.

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:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Joer » Fri May 22, 2020 3:02 pm

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Joer wrote:I don't suppose we've got any folks here that are into gardening? We've got a bunch of plants in the garden that we don't know what they are and how we're supposed to properly look after them!


Post pics. I'm 'into' gardening.


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These are all the ones we haven’t been able to identify so far. Any help identifying is appreciated!

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by Dual » Fri May 22, 2020 3:13 pm

Joer wrote:
Dual wrote:
Joer wrote:I don't suppose we've got any folks here that are into gardening? We've got a bunch of plants in the garden that we don't know what they are and how we're supposed to properly look after them!


Post pics. I'm 'into' gardening.


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These are all the ones we haven’t been able to identify so far. Any help identifying is appreciated!


1st is a Buddleia
2nd I think is a Salvia
3rd is a Euphorbia
4th is another Buddleia
5th don't know
6th is another Buddleia
7th is a Clematis


They're all bulletproof just give them a water once a week. One more if it goes really hot and dry again.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by OrangeRKN » Fri May 22, 2020 3:23 pm

5 looks like "Devil's Wart" - it only grows on the unhallowed graves of the restless dead, and simply taking a photo of the plant is enough to anger the vengeful spirits. RIP Joer.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Jenuall » Fri May 22, 2020 3:26 pm

5 looks like it could be marjoram or a similar herb?
2 could be skullcap

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Joer » Fri May 22, 2020 3:56 pm

Thanks everyone. Naturally a bit nervous about the Devil’s Wart but hopefully we’ll make it through the night.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Victor Mildew » Fri May 22, 2020 4:13 pm

Going by the second to last picture, I'm surprised your groundskeeper doesn't know his plants.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by KK » Fri May 22, 2020 4:17 pm

Look like weeds. Probably best to burn them just to be on the safe side.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Joer » Fri May 22, 2020 5:04 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Going by the second to last picture, I'm surprised your groundskeeper doesn't know his plants.


:lol:

We live in my partners grandparents bungalow that they built 50 odd years ago and it's got a huge garden. When they passed away, we was asked to move in to look after the property while we save for a mortgage of our own. Unfortunately, us trying to save with a mortgage has come at the same time as us saving for a wedding, a honeymoon, me being furloughed and losing half my income and buying a puppy who cost us more in vet bills and had to be put down two days later so we haven't got very far with saving yet!

The least we can do is try to properly maintain the garden while we're here. Especially as our wedding reception is supposed to be in the garden. :shifty:


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