TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

[Moggy]

I just received a text from an unknown number.

Parked already in PiggyLane. See you soon

WTF?

Classic anonymous booty call, get yourself down there.

Oink Oink.

If I knew where Piggy Lane was then I might.

Wait a minute....Piggy Lane....does David Cameron have my number?

[Jenuall]

Getting awful flashbacks of watching the awful Roswell High show now.

Katherine Heigl though.

[KK]

Got a real situation down my street this morning. About 5 police cars, fire engine, more than 10 police officers, police tape at both ends of the street...some mental bloke has apparently run into a neighbours house or multiple houses, howling like a possessed man, and locked himself in. He’s currently sat precariously on the roof refusing to come down. He could easily throw himself off.

Now add 2 ambulances and the choppa to the list as well.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I keep seeing memes about Area 51, but they don't make any sense to me and I don't want to suffer the indignity of googling it.

Kids these days

Some stoners are planning a mass-siege of area 51.
"THEY CANT SHOOT US ALL!!1!" they say.

I reckon about 80 People will turn up in the end and then be made to leave

And they can shoot you all, they really can and they will.

What the

So who from GRcade is going? Can I get a lift?

[Hexx]

Getting awful flashbacks of watching the awful Roswell High show now.

Oh was there another show called Roswell High?

[Jenuall]

Getting awful flashbacks of watching the awful Roswell High show now.

Oh was there another show called Roswell High?

It was in the late 90's.

Looking it up it was just called "Roswell" actually.

[Hexx]

Getting awful flashbacks of watching the awful Roswell High show now.

Oh was there another show called Roswell High?

It was in the late 90's.

Looking it up it was just called "Roswell" actually.

Yeah! The really good one! With Dido!

[Tafdolphin]

But who remembers Galaxy High eh?

[Jenuall]

Getting awful flashbacks of watching the awful Roswell High show now.

Oh was there another show called Roswell High?

It was in the late 90's.

Looking it up it was just called "Roswell" actually.

Yeah! The really good one! With Dido!

♫"Oh I am what I am
I'll do what I want
But I can't hide
And I won't go
I won't sleep
And I can't breathe
Until you're resting here with me"♫

... Bit creepy when you think about it!

Also I think you must have a broken definition of the term "really good"

[Victor Mildew]

Getting awful flashbacks of watching the awful Roswell High show now.

Oh was there another show called Roswell High?

It was in the late 90's.

Looking it up it was just called "Roswell" actually.

Yeah! The really good one! With Dido!

She later changed her name to Ana probe

[Lagamorph]

But who remembers Galaxy High eh?

That show had a bitching theme song.

[Jenuall]

But who remembers Galaxy High eh?

That show had a bitching theme song.

Glasses dude on the left totally trying to get a look up flag girls mini-skirt.

Shocking stuff - clearly this show is a hive of misogyny!

[Lagamorph]

But who remembers Galaxy High eh?

That show had a bitching theme song.

Glasses dude on the left totally trying to get a look up flag girls mini-skirt.

Shocking stuff - clearly this show is a hive of misogyny!

That or he's staring longingly into that dogs eyes, who appears to be returning the gesture.

[Rex Kramer]

Am I the only person who is vaguely uneasy about this FaceApp thing? Not on a 'young people looking old is weird' thing but more on a 'you all seem to be very happy to sign over your image rights to an anonymous company' way.

[Tafdolphin]

Yup. Got caught out once by the Chinese app that mangafied you which turned out to be a scam. Going nowhere near that new one.

[KK]

This strawberry floater is still on the roof after over 5 hours. Nobody, including negotiators, can get him to come down. He’s a complete fruitcake.

Feel so sorry for the family going through this.

[Ironhide]

But who remembers Galaxy High eh?

I used to watch that with my brother when we were kids.

That's reminded me of Gravedale High, which was also on at roughly that time.

[Ironhide]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier on, the kitten was standing on the toilet seat and ended up falling in.

His back legs and tail were soaked and he kept looking at them in bemusement not knowing what to do.

He keeps going in the bathroom as he's obsessed with battling at the light switch cord.

Did he invent time travel?

I suspect the little bugger can teleport though as he frequently seems to 'appear' in rooms when you think he's somewhere else.

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Basically a bunch of idiots are trying to get a huge group together to storm Area 51 all at once so they can see the aliens.

It's what the far-right have started spreading to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is a child rapist.

[Rex Kramer]

Basically a bunch of idiots are trying to get a huge group together to storm Area 51 all at once so they can see the aliens.

It's what the far-right have started spreading to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is a child rapist.

There's no way on earth that Trump wouldn't have crowed about the Americans having aliens by now, therefore no aliens.