TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

[Tafdolphin]

Like I say we were explicitly told they could run free. Apparently not!

Another week but we've been talking to another friend and we're going to ship him off to her place when (if) the strawberry floaters get back.

[Jenuall]

Clearly they can run very free indeed!

Stay strong Taf, don't let the dogs beat you!

[Tafdolphin]

We're sort of over it now tbh. I was terrified yesterday but now we know they'll be back in a few hours we're just annoyed.

Tell you what, I now know more about canine mating cycles than I ever thought I would!

[<]:^D]

jesus i cant imagine being that relaxed about my dogs being able to wander off - especially as you said pure breed pugs are very valuable at the moment

[Memento Mori]

Flying first class out of Heathrow for the first and last time in my life on Sunday. Left it too late to book a free spa treatment in the lounge.

[Pedz]

Why last time? You Ill or something?

[OrangeRKN]

We're sort of over it now tbh. I was terrified yesterday but now we know they'll be back in a few hours we're just annoyed.

Did they come back?

[Memento Mori]

Why last time? You Ill or something?

I got tickets in a sale but it's still too expensive to probably do again. Going to be drinking a lot of free champagne to claw back the expense.

[Preezy]

Thought maybe you were flying to Switzerland to end it all.

[Tafdolphin]

We're sort of over it now tbh. I was terrified yesterday but now we know they'll be back in a few hours we're just annoyed.

Did they come back?

Yeah, at almost exactly the same interval as yesterday. The male was so hot and tired he drank a whole bowl of water and immediately threw it all up.

The owner's mum is coming over to pick him up in a bit thank strawberry float.

[OrangeRKN]

Glad they're okay, anyway! Nightmarish dogsitting scenario, but hey I guess you got a good story

[Memento Mori]

Thought maybe you were flying to Switzerland to end it all.

I'm 30 on Friday, it's all downhill from here.

[Victor Mildew]

Why last time? You Ill or something?

He hasn't got any more employees to sack

[Corazon de Leon]

Thought maybe you were flying to Switzerland to end it all.

I'm 30 on Friday, it's all downhill from here.

It’s Logan’s run time for you and me in the next few weeks.

[Jenuall]

Life after 30 is not so bad folks, Michael York and Jenny Agutter had nothing to worry about.

[Victor Mildew]

I think I remember what it was like to turn 30. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[Denster]

We're sort of over it now tbh. I was terrified yesterday but now we know they'll be back in a few hours we're just annoyed.

Tell you what, I now know more about canine mating cycles than I ever thought I would!

I know we don't get along that well but I hope you're ok, mate?

[Lagamorph]

Just treated myself to a hot towel shave at the barbers.

Mainly because my beard had gotten to the point where it was quite thick and I'm far too lazy to put in the effort needed to shave it myself. That and my electric razor is rubbish when it gets that thick and just ends up pulling hairs out more than cutting them.

[LewisD]

Just treated myself to a hot towel shave at the barbers.

Mainly because my beard had gotten to the point where it was quite thick and I'm far too lazy to put in the effort needed to shave it myself. That and my electric razor is rubbish when it gets that thick and just ends up pulling hairs out more than cutting them.

When it's thick

• Hair Clippers grade four
• Hair Clippers grade 0
• Razor

Mines like strawberry floating bridge cable when it's thick.
I'll never forget the panic the first time the clippers got stuck on my chin.

[VlaSoul]

why shave off your beard at all? I'm honestly not sure if i have a chin underneath my beard anymore