TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

[jawafour]

...he's got to be into some extreme grot IMO...

I keep my Wii U fantasy scenarios well under wraps.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/nervousjungman/status/1170197484963909633

[DarkRula]

Well, I was planning on buying it just for the garden. Then I got past the first few photos, and couldn't help but wonder what kind of cliched vampire is currently living there.

[Moggy]

Well, I was planning on buying it just for the garden. Then I got past the first few photos, and couldn't help but wonder what kind of cliched vampire is currently living there.

[SEP]

twitter.com/nervousjungman/status/1170197484963909633

That went from "kinda weird, but each to their own" to "ARGH WHAT IN THE BLUE strawberry float?" very quickly.

[jawafour]

Definitely very weird. That Man United shirt on the wall .

[Moggy]

Definitely very weird. That Man United shirt on the wall .

[Corazon de Leon]

Definitely very weird. That Man United shirt on the wall .

I was like “hmm, they’ve got a bit of a doll fetish, no problem he...ARGH WHAT THE strawberry float IS THAT ON THE WALL?”

[VlaSoul]

yeezus that house went 0-100 pretty strawberry floatin quick

Surfing the web can be a bit weird now. "Personalised" ads pop up everywhere... just seen one where a stunningly attractive girl is pictured and the strapline is "Sexy Russian Babes Looking For (a pretty ropey town near me) Men Older Than 30".

I'd be surprised if there are hordes of girls seeking old, unemployed guys from a London suburb. Maybe I'm in demand .

yeah personalised ad stuff is weird
i get a lot of ads (or used to) for SAO related stuff and for anime sex games (there was a lot of cross over there)

What the strawberry float do they take me for; I strawberry floating hate SAO

[jawafour]

I just upgraded the software on my old Pure radio as I found that I couldn't access many newer channels.

After many codes, software downloads and button presses, my radio can now access DAB+ stations! I feel like I've been in the matrix.

[KK]

Anyone else been getting adverts on gmail for a new dating website called SHAG. You sign up and just shag. Apparently. I have no idea if it's a legit website because it reminds me of those ads on porn websites 'Horny Mom's want to strawberry float in your area RIGHT NOW! No credit cards, no bullshit, these horny milfs need cock in Surrey TODAY!'

[DarkRula]

I don't think I've seen any of those adverts, but I have been getting spam mail that's similar. For some reason they all think I live in Leigh.
I blame POF.

[Moggy]

Anyone else been getting adverts on gmail for a new dating website called SHAG. You sign up and just shag. Apparently. I have no idea if it's a legit website because it reminds me of those ads on porn websites 'Horny Mom's want to strawberry float in your area RIGHT NOW! No credit cards, no bullshit, these horny milfs need cock in Surrey TODAY!'

[Ironhide]

Anyone else been getting adverts on gmail for a new dating website called SHAG. You sign up and just shag. Apparently. I have no idea if it's a legit website because it reminds me of those ads on porn websites 'Horny Mom's want to strawberry float in your area RIGHT NOW! No credit cards, no bullshit, these horny milfs need cock in Surrey TODAY!'

That's one of the worst things about porn sites, I don't want ads for sex toys and local prostitutes, I just want to have a quick wank over dickgirl incest hentai normal bog standard vanilla porn.

[Cuttooth]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-h ... r-49641063

This is the most boomer strawberry floating thing I've seen in a while. Spend your son's inheritance to fight a £100 speeding fine.

[Moggy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-49641063

This is the most boomer strawberry floating thing I've seen in a while. Spend your son's inheritance to fight a £100 speeding fine.

Yate

I saw that story on the local news earlier. He’s an absolute idiot, but he was a genius compared to the people they did vox pop with, one of whom seemed to think it was for parking fines.

The story is from the start, the dumbass vox pops are at around 2 minutes 30 seconds.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m ... s-10092019

[OrangeRKN]

That's so dumb

Certainly shouldn't have cost anything like that to protest the ticket either

[Moggy]

That's so dumb

Certainly shouldn't have cost anything like that to protest the ticket either

He kept going to court and even hired an “expert” to analyse the photos.

[Lagamorph]

Off to an early Halloween Party at Disneyworld in a Dragonball Z costume
Sadly the Super Saiyan wig I got doesn't quite fit on my head

[LewisD]

Sadly the Super Saiyan wig I got doesn't quite fit on my head

Use the pain of loss...