TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Lagamorph » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:29 am

strawberry floatin haul. Who says adults can't Trick or Treat?

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Jenuall » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:23 am

But it's not Halloween yet, have you just gone and robbed a load of sweets?! :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Rex Kramer » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:30 am

Making the image 3000 pixels long doesn't make the bag of sweets any bigger.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Lagamorph » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:17 pm

It's Halloween all month September and October at the Magic Kingdom baby 8-)

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Ad7 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:19 pm

Lagamorph wrote:It's Halloween all month September and October at the Magic Kingdom baby 8-)


You've eloped with RichardUK :wub:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Tomous » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:21 pm

Life flashed before my eyes last night-approached a green light at a cross roads, go through, someone coming from the right came flying through, jumping red light.

Fortunately I saw them in time and as they were turning right (so into my lane) they were slowing down. The road I was on was two lane so I swung my car into left lane (thank strawberry float no one there), braking and ended up with us both stopped in T-bone formation, me at an angle and them facing my drivers door, about half a metre from my car.

They apologised profusely but Jesus Christ, stuff like that terrifies me. You can drive perfectly safely 100% of the time but then some twat jumps a red light and hits you. If I’d have been a few seconds earlier I don’t think I’d have had time to swerve.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Moggy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:12 pm

I was at the supermarket last weekend and as I was driving into a row of spaces an absolute strawberry floating idiot came the other way. It is a one way system and as I was about to call him a wanker, he started giving me hand gestures and was shaking his head at me.

I was furious, road rage rising up in me. How strawberry floating dare he! Cheeky strawberry floating bastard wants to drive like a twat and then call me a wanker? Who the strawberry float did he think he was?

I parked the car and as I walked towards the shop I could see him in front of me. I am actually a coward and so decided not to confront him about his piss poor driving and so carried on walking towards the shop, but was ready to give him a piece of my mind if he said anything.

And then I noticed the arrow on the ground and realised that it had actually been me that was driving the wrong way. I definitely avoided him them and wandered off to the other side of the car park where the cash machines were to try and hide my shame.

I blame the supermarket for not making the signs clearer….:shifty:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by jawafour » Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:16 pm

Tomous wrote:...They apologised profusely but Jesus Christ, stuff like that terrifies me. You can drive perfectly safely 100% of the time but then some twat jumps a red light and hits you...

Blimey, Tom, that does sound like a dodgy incident. As you say, you just can't account for other people doing stupid stuff.

Moggy wrote:...And then I noticed the arrow on the ground and realised that it had actually been me that was driving the wrong way...

Fair play for fessing up, Moggy :lol: .

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Moggy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:20 pm

jawafour wrote:
Moggy wrote:...And then I noticed the arrow on the ground and realised that it had actually been me that was driving the wrong way...

Fair play for fessing up, Moggy :lol: .


I fessed up on here, I certainly didn’t at the time. :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Lagamorph » Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:18 pm

Ad7 wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:It's Halloween all month September and October at the Magic Kingdom baby 8-)


You've eloped with RichardUK :wub:

He wishes

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Jenuall » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:51 pm

Step aside Ad7 because Ad12 is in town and he's rocking a BMW :datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Somebody Else's Problem » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:59 pm

Jesus, the state of that windscreen.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Corazon de Leon » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:03 pm

Was driving earlier on and noticed out of my wing mirror some utter maniac in the car behind taking pictures of my registration plate. Wonder why?

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Karl_ » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:05 pm

MI5 are finally onto you mate.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Jenuall » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:01 pm

Just broke my bloody fly zip on my work trousers, can't find anything to fix it temporarily and I've still got two hours before I can go home. :fp:

Sexual harassment lawsuit for inappropriate workplace behaviour incoming in 5...4...3...

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Moggy » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:01 pm

Jenuall wrote:Step aside Ad7 because Ad12 is in town and he's rocking a BMW :datass:

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Ad12? The higher number means he’s better than our Ad.

Can we swap?

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Hexx » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:06 pm

Jenuall wrote:Just broke my bloody fly zip on my work trousers, can't find anything to fix it temporarily and I've still got two hours before I can go home. :fp:

Sexual harassment lawsuit for inappropriate workplace behaviour incoming in 5...4...3...


Oh hello :wub:

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by DarkRula » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:09 pm

Jenuall wrote:Just broke my bloody fly zip on my work trousers, can't find anything to fix it temporarily and I've still got two hours before I can go home. :fp:

Sexual harassment lawsuit for inappropriate workplace behaviour incoming in 5...4...3...


As long as your little buddy doesn't try to escape, I think you'll be fine. Just don't do anything to arouse attraction.
Oh, wait. Too late.

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by Jenuall » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:12 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Step aside Ad7 because Ad12 is in town and he's rocking a BMW :datass:

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Ad12? The higher number means he’s better than our Ad.

Can we swap?

I think we must be due an upgrade, clearly our Ad is at least 5 iterations behind the current state of the art!

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PostRe: TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread
by The Watching Artist » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:18 pm

Hexx wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Just broke my bloody fly zip on my work trousers, can't find anything to fix it temporarily and I've still got two hours before I can go home. :fp:

Sexual harassment lawsuit for inappropriate workplace behaviour incoming in 5...4...3...


Oh hello :wub:

He submitted to Gehrman and soon he'll submit to you to :datass:

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