TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

[Tomous]

For context, Matt Damon's net wealth is $170m so he'd have more than doubled it. He's probably a little gutted about it but I can't imagine it keeps him up at night.

It did bother Sean Connery though-after passing on Lord of the Rings and The Matrix because he didn't understand the script, he decided he wasn't going to make the same mistake and took the part on the next script he didn't understand-The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Some wise career choices there.

[Tomous]

If I was Matt Damon or Sean Connery I don't think missing out on earning even more money would particularly concern me

I’m pretty sure Sean “Tax Exile” Connery would be furious at missing out on that cash.

Sean "'Autographs? I don't get paid for them - so I don't sign them" Connery.

[Jenuall]

I wonder if in a parallel world people are saying “just imagine MAGNETO paying Gandalf!!”.

What's he paying him for? Is this some of your specialist X-MEN / LOTR crossover fanfiction Moggy?

[Victor Mildew]

I TOUGHT YOU SHELF RELIANSH

The first time I watched the fellowship of the ring, I thought Gandalf was being played by Patrick Stewart

[Moggy]

I wonder if in a parallel world people are saying “just imagine MAGNETO paying Gandalf!!”.

What's he paying him for? Is this some of your specialist X-MEN / LOTR crossover fanfiction Moggy?

It’s a parallel world. In that world Stan Lee and Tolkien got married and merged their universes. After defeating Sauron, Magneto took the One Ring (he has power over metal remember) and declared himself ruler of Middle Earth. Gandalf joined forces with the remaining X-Men to defeat the new Dark Lord, but Magneto knew Gandalf was pissed off about being poorer than Tony Stark. With a few sizable bribes, Magneto managed to tempt Gandalf into supporting him.

That’s what I meant…..

[OrangeRKN]

But why didn't Falcon fly the ring to Mordor?

[Moggy]

But why didn't Falcon fly the ring to Mordor?

Because Magneto had it. Keep up.

[Knoyleo]

Saw this and thought of Ad:

twitter.com/Ciaraioch/status/1194323298563305473

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[Albert]

Dont care what anyone says, Sean Connery would have made a rubbish Neo.

[Victor Mildew]

Saw this and thought of Ad:

twitter.com/Ciaraioch/status/1194323298563305473

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[Victor Mildew]

I decided to drive to work today instead of cycle as it (correctly) was predicted to piss down and be really cold. Cycling usually means I don't have to deal with the cretins on the road around here, so tonight was a real treat.

This evening's 8 minute drive home consisted of:

Me having to do an emergency stop right outside the work car park as some dickhead wearing a hoodie (with hood up, thus removing peripheral vision) decided to just pull out of a junction to my left without slowing or looking. He only saw me when I was stopped about 6 ft from his door beeping the horn. "Sorry mate".

Someone with no lights on deciding to shortcut the queuing traffic at the roundabout by driving up the wrong side of the road to take their turn in to a side road rather than wait for the 3 car lengths he needed to move.

Someone else with no lights on (remember it's nearly full darkness at this time, plus raining heavily) who just decides to aim for one exit of a later roundabout, then at the last minute just wall of deaths it around meaning I have to stop half way out of the road again (and I was going slowly).

Someone else tailgating me the rest of the way with their full high beams on, becuase i had the audacity to be going at the speed limit.

[Pedz]

At least you don't get asked about deliveroo, eh?

[Preezy]

I hear Deliveroo also use cars these days pmsl wot is ad like!

[Victor Mildew]

LOL U DRIVE 4 ASDAS NOW MATE LOL

[Lagamorph]

Will Smith turned down The Matrix in favour of Wild Wild West.

[Rightey]

I’m going to wank myself silly when home yeah

Isn't that what causes blindness? Do you really want to tempt fate like that?

[Tafdolphin]

I've struck gold lads:

http://argosbookofdreams.co.uk/

Every Argos Christmas catalogue since the 70s, online.

[Victor Mildew]

I've struck gold lads:

http://argosbookofdreams.co.uk/

Every Argos Christmas catalogue since the 70s, online.

OH my Lord

[Tomous]

1999/2000 hit the biggest nostalgia chord for me.

[Dual]

I've struck gold lads:

http://argosbookofdreams.co.uk/

Every Argos Christmas catalogue since the 70s, online.

Mfw I see the Baby G Shock digital watch on the front cover of 2000/01