TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

[Ironhide]

Now that's peak Simpsons, so many jokes in less than 2 mins.

Even now, like a quarter of a century later that clip still almost brings me to tears of laughter.

Same here, even thinking about it gives me a massive grin.

[Corazon de Leon]

Ah, so it's only OK if a Scottish person insults an English accent. Gotcha. Jesus strawberry float, it was a strawberry floating joke.

None of the Scots on here do that. The Staydead defence is not a defence, just don’t be an arse.

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Ah, so it's only OK if a Scottish person insults an English accent. Gotcha. Jesus strawberry float, it was a strawberry floating joke.

None of the Scots on here do that. The Staydead defence is not a defence, just don’t be an arse.

This literally started with Maf insulting an English accent.

[Moggy]

Ah, so it's only OK if a Scottish person insults an English accent. Gotcha. Jesus strawberry float, it was a strawberry floating joke.

None of the Scots on here do that. The Staydead defence is not a defence, just don’t be an arse.

This literally started with Maf insulting an English accent.

Maf was mean about a cockney accent?

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Ah, so it's only OK if a Scottish person insults an English accent. Gotcha. Jesus strawberry float, it was a strawberry floating joke.

None of the Scots on here do that. The Staydead defence is not a defence, just don’t be an arse.

This literally started with Maf insulting an English accent.

Maf was mean about a cockney accent?

Breakdown of the events:

• Maf takes the piss out of the cockney accent. Fair game.
• I, in turn, take the piss out of Scottish accents.
• Maf joins in by insisting that the Glaswegian accent is worthy of pisstaking
• Victor Mildew joins in and takes the piss the exact same way he does with EVERY accent
• Cora believes Scotland is above reproach and that a bit of mild pisstaking is some sort of cultural war
• I point out that, you know, we are all just having a bit of a laugh based on what Maf said
• Cora pulls a "no true Scotsman"
• A point out that a true scotsman, in fact, did
• I'm the crybaby???

[Moggy]

Ah, so it's only OK if a Scottish person insults an English accent. Gotcha. Jesus strawberry float, it was a strawberry floating joke.

None of the Scots on here do that. The Staydead defence is not a defence, just don’t be an arse.

This literally started with Maf insulting an English accent.

Maf was mean about a cockney accent?

Breakdown of the events:

• Maf takes the piss out of the cockney accent. Fair game.
• I, in turn, take the piss out of Scottish accents.
• Maf joins in by insisting that the Glaswegian accent is worthy of pisstaking
• Victor Mildew joins in and takes the piss the exact same way he does with EVERY accent
• Cora believes Scotland is above reproach and that a bit of mild pisstaking is some sort of cultural war
• I point out that, you know, we are all just having a bit of a laugh based on what Maf said
• Cora pulls a "no true Scotsman"
• A point out that a true scotsman, in fact, did
• I'm the crybaby???

Yeah, you're definitely not upset about this....

[That]

There's no need for an argument, like. If Cora (who presumably has the accent?) says he doesn't like the joke then people should just stop, it's no big deal right?

[Victor Mildew]

In my defence, it's quite hard to add variety to mocking accents when your only options are lower case UPPER CASE or an Alan partridge gif

[Moggy]

If Cora (who presumably has the accent?)

Nobody knows if he has a Scottish accent. We were all going to find out and then he created coronavirus in order to stop ITV broadcasting footage of him.

We're onto you Cora, you will not get away with this.

[That]

If Cora (who presumably has the accent?)

Nobody knows if he has a Scottish accent. We were all going to find out and then he created coronavirus in order to stop ITV broadcasting footage of him.

We're onto you Cora, you will not get away with this.

The scotches created coronavirus in a lab and spread it on purpose to undermine THE GLORIOUS UNION!!!

Damn you Nicola, damn you.

[Moggy]

If Cora (who presumably has the accent?)

Nobody knows if he has a Scottish accent. We were all going to find out and then he created coronavirus in order to stop ITV broadcasting footage of him.

We're onto you Cora, you will not get away with this.

The scotches created coronavirus in a lab and spread it on purpose to undermine THE GLORIOUS UNION!!!

wE vOtEd OuT tO sToP tHiS

[Lagamorph]

Anybody got a Dormeo mattress?
They've got a decent sale on this weekend and my current mattress is about 10 years old so really needs replacing.

[LewisD]

If I remember rightly, Benpool, Anung and myself are all English/Scottish half-breeds.

I'd like to add my vote to the "not offended by accent piss taking" tick box plz.

[Moggy]

Anybody got a Dormeo mattress?
They've got a decent sale on this weekend and my current mattress is about 10 years old so really needs replacing.

If podcasts have taught me anything, it's that Casper are the only brand of mattress that exist.

[Joer]

I’ve had a simba for a year now and it’s strawberry floating heavenly. Genuinely find it hard to sleep on other mattresses now.

[Victor Mildew]

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

[Corazon de Leon]

I’m not offended by it, btw, like I said I’ve been dealing with stupid jokes about the Scottish accent all my life. This particular one just came across nastily/condescending, and also didn’t make sense! You can’t tell my accent from a post. It’s also pretty well known that I’m a half-and-half from south of the border, Drummy likes to remind me of it all the time.

Ah, so it's only OK if a Scottish person insults an English accent. Gotcha. Jesus strawberry float, it was a strawberry floating joke.

None of the Scots on here do that. The Staydead defence is not a defence, just don’t be an arse.

This literally started with Maf insulting an English accent.

Maf was mean about a cockney accent?

Breakdown of the events:

• Maf takes the piss out of the cockney accent. Fair game.
• I, in turn, take the piss out of Scottish accents.
• Maf joins in by insisting that the Glaswegian accent is worthy of pisstaking
• Victor Mildew joins in and takes the piss the exact same way he does with EVERY accent
• Cora believes Scotland is above reproach and that a bit of mild pisstaking is some sort of cultural war
• I point out that, you know, we are all just having a bit of a laugh based on what Maf said
• Cora pulls a "no true Scotsman"
• A point out that a true scotsman, in fact, did
• I'm the crybaby???

Yeah, you're definitely not upset about this....

I only saw Maf posting about the Glaswegian accent - now that I’ve checked it’s not fantastic either but you’re about as far away from a cockney as it’s possible to get and at least he took a shot at people on both sides of the border so there’s no nastiness at least.

Essentially, your post(And Ad’s but on his part he was referencing an actual advert and then tried to mitigate himself) came across quite nastily, I called you out on it and you have a different view on your actions. That’s fine and I’m happy to draw a line under it, but please at least think about how your post reads next time.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

If taking the piss out of an accent is grounds for independence, Birmingham should have been free decades ago!

Ozzy Osbourne will be our Prime Minister and our economy will be propped up by the Peaky Blinders .

[Corazon de Leon]

It’s just constant though. One of the reasons I stopped going to Blackburn games - other than the rampant racism - was people in pubs parroting back my words in a stupid accent. For the record as well, I am acutely aware that it happens the other way round too because I had a staunch English accent when we moved to Glasgow and got ripped for that as well. There’s no winning.

[Victor Mildew]

Me repeating an iron bru advert from the 80s is being nasty now is it?