TCRT 8: Episode 3 - Revenge of the TCRT thread

[Moggy]

I know that feeling! I once pulled up alongside a car that had "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" written across the side- in vinyl lettering, mind you- accompanied by a picture of Shrek and Donkey.

Nobody has ever believed me.

[Victor Mildew]

Had a classic "wish I had a dashcam" moment on the drive home today.

Went past a white car on the M4 with massive spray painted letters on the side saying "TWATFACE".

Of course all I could think of was this:



Almost had to pull over!

Do you know what it says on the side of my car?

...tosser?

You're in the right ball park, It actually says cock piss partridge.

When I was younger and frequenting bars/clubs with doormen/women, I'd always time it so just as we'd stop in front of them to show I.D., id do this:

[Jenuall]

It's the emphasis he puts on the words that makes it as well, perfect delivery!

[Kezzer]

Never found the appeal of partridge :/

[<]:^D]

we cant all be right, it wouldnt make sense

[Cheeky Devlin]

[Moggy]

Never found the appeal of partridge :/

It's ok, but I prefer pheasant.

[Victor Mildew]

Michael that was just a noise.

[Kezzer]

I am thinking of buying a kayak but need someone to either tell me its a good idea or a bad idea.

[False]

Never found the appeal of partridge :/

we need a partridge night

[Kezzer]

NO!

[Kezzer]

I think I have reservations because my live in landlord was mad into it. And he is a shitebag

[Victor Mildew]

Never found the appeal of partridge :/

we need a partridge night

A tv show that's not on tv, with wagon wheels and sue cook.

[Cuttooth]

Never found the appeal of partridge :/

we need a partridge night

It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all night rave.

[Victor Mildew]

[LewisD]

A favourite of mine:

[False]

[Victor Mildew]

Yeah I love that line, like he's flat out asked her if she's a prostitute

[LewisD]

twitter.com/redditships/status/1268151038533656576

"It's a birthmark that only shows when I tan"

BOOM!
NEXT!

[Cheeky Devlin]