TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)

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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Victor Mildew » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:04 am

Rocsteady wrote:Gf lost the car keys on the street so I'm having to try sort this quickly before the home movers come and start picking up our stuff, strawberry floating nightmare man


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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Corazon de Leon » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:28 am

Rocsteady wrote:Polish weddings are strong, typically the only drink they have is vodka so you're getting on it from before your first meal. This has not been a pleasant morning.

Plus it's a strawberry floatin 2 day affair, there's a dj on from 2pm. Just wanna go home yo.

There's also some really crazy mismatched couples here - the beauty of the girls crushes some of the guys they're with.


Guy in my work's brother got married over in a village outside Wroclaw and he went over for it as best man. Said he was never the same after it. :lol:

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by Zilnad » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:16 am

Living out my best slapstick sitcom right now. Moving one sofa out of the living room, my wife drops it on my toe and I end up rolling on the floor, hissing and catching dripping blood in my hands from the immediately bruised toe and smashed nail.

Then after she kindly cleans and bandages it for me, I get up to check where we're going to squeeze the rest of the furniture and immediately stub the wounded toe on a chair leg.

So as I'm hopping around shouting "bastard" and "strawberry float", I stub a toe on the other foot against the piles of new laminate that we're having fitted and that sends me into a full on, Basil Fawlty rage.

I'm going to just move one more bit of furniture today and then I'm going to sit in the garden and not move an inch.

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by Knoyleo » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:20 am

:lol:

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by Drumstick » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:21 am

:lol:

One man should not have this much power in this game. Luckily I'm not an ordinary man.
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by Victor Mildew » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:23 am

Zilnad wrote:Living out my best slapstick sitcom right now. Moving one sofa out of the living room, my wife drops it on my toe and I end up rolling on the floor, hissing and catching dripping blood in my hands from the immediately bruised toe and smashed nail.

Then after she kindly cleans and bandages it for me, I get up to check where we're going to squeeze the rest of the furniture and immediately stub the wounded toe on a chair leg.

So as I'm hopping around shouting "bastard" and "strawberry float", I stub a toe on the other foot against the piles of new laminate that we're having fitted and that sends me into a full on, Basil Fawlty rage.

I'm going to just move one more bit of furniture today and then I'm going to sit in the garden and not move an inch.


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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Jenuall » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:30 am

Zilnad giving the forum our required Monday morning schadenfreude boost! :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Denster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:33 am

So regretting working till 4am.

Get the kite, Beavis.
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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Jenuall » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:44 am

It will all be worth it when you can play Just Dance on your new launch day PS5! :toot:

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by Moggy » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:46 am

Jenuall wrote:It will all be worth it when you can play Just Dance on your new launch day PS5! :toot:


I know you're replying to Denster, but your comment is much funnier if I pretend it's a dig at Zilnad.

"Have fun doing a dancing game with your strawberry floated up toes!"

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by Jenuall » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:48 am

:lol:

"The PS5 is so powerful that even people with severe foot injuries can't help but get up and dance!"

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by Qikz » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:48 am

Zilnad wrote:Living out my best slapstick sitcom right now. Moving one sofa out of the living room, my wife drops it on my toe and I end up rolling on the floor, hissing and catching dripping blood in my hands from the immediately bruised toe and smashed nail.

Then after she kindly cleans and bandages it for me, I get up to check where we're going to squeeze the rest of the furniture and immediately stub the wounded toe on a chair leg.

So as I'm hopping around shouting "bastard" and "strawberry float", I stub a toe on the other foot against the piles of new laminate that we're having fitted and that sends me into a full on, Basil Fawlty rage.

I'm going to just move one more bit of furniture today and then I'm going to sit in the garden and not move an inch.


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by Tafdolphin » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:05 pm

Put a box in an empty space in a cupboard.

The wife saw it... Cue 20 minute argument about how said space used to be for a box she didn't put there any more and that she now doesn't need that space for. But regardless, she *was* using it, and not only should I have known that I shouldn't have used that empty space to store my box. Because.

One of those mornings.

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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Jenuall » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:05 pm

I can take the box off your hands if it helps resolve the matter, how much for it?

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by Tafdolphin » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:07 pm

Box currently contains an MSI Tomahawk motherboard so...£250?

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by Moggy » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:10 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Box currently contains an MSI Tomahawk motherboard so...£250?


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by Victor Mildew » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:14 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Put a box in an empty space in a cupboard.

The wife saw it... Cue 20 minute argument about how said space used to be for a box she didn't put there any more and that she now doesn't need that space for. But regardless, she *was* using it, and not only should I have known that I shouldn't have used that empty space to store my box. Because.

One of those mornings.


Stupid bloody women amirite

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by Corazon de Leon » Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:26 pm

I had one of those arguments with the wife earlier this year that ultimately led to a resounding defeat and the boxing up of my retro collection so she could use the cabinet to store plates. I'm still gutted about it. :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Drumstick » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:10 pm

Marriage advice: it's not how many you win, but the winning of the ones that matter.

One man should not have this much power in this game. Luckily I'm not an ordinary man.
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PostRe: TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)
by Tomous » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:12 pm

Drumstick wrote:Marriage advice: it's not how many you win, but the winning of the ones that matter.


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