TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)

[Qikz]

I had one of those arguments with the wife earlier this year that ultimately led to a resounding defeat and the boxing up of my retro collection so she could use the cabinet to store plates. I'm still gutted about it.

I read this and all I can say is why.

[Moggy]

I had one of those arguments with the wife earlier this year that ultimately led to a resounding defeat and the boxing up of my retro collection so she could use the cabinet to store plates. I'm still gutted about it.

I read this and all I can say is why.

Because plates are important.

[aayl1]

Just noticed the gnome in the logo

[Memento Mori]

TV company wants to pay me £2000 for filming in my house for five, twelve hour days. Were it not a pandemic I'd probably negotiate that up but that sounds like a massive lowball and I can't be bothered leaving.

[Moggy]

I am very wealthy

FTFY

[PatSharpsMullet]

TV company wants to pay me £2000 for filming in my house for five, twelve hour days. Were it not a pandemic I'd probably negotiate that up but that sounds like a massive lowball and I can't be bothered leaving.

What do they want to film?

[Tomous]

TV company wants to pay me £2000 for filming in my house for five, twelve hour days. Were it not a pandemic I'd probably negotiate that up but that sounds like a massive lowball and I can't be bothered leaving.

What do they want to film?

How Clean Is Your House?

[Dual]

Mori is going on Google box

[Ironhide]

TV company wants to pay me £2000 for filming in my house for five, twelve hour days. Were it not a pandemic I'd probably negotiate that up but that sounds like a massive lowball and I can't be bothered leaving.

What do they want to film?

How clean is your house.

[Tomous]

Beat you Ironhide

[Ironhide]

Living out my best slapstick sitcom right now. Moving one sofa out of the living room, my wife drops it on my toe and I end up rolling on the floor, hissing and catching dripping blood in my hands from the immediately bruised toe and smashed nail.

Then after she kindly cleans and bandages it for me, I get up to check where we're going to squeeze the rest of the furniture and immediately stub the wounded toe on a chair leg.

So as I'm hopping around shouting "bastard" and "strawberry float", I stub a toe on the other foot against the piles of new laminate that we're having fitted and that sends me into a full on, Basil Fawlty rage.

I'm going to just move one more bit of furniture today and then I'm going to sit in the garden and not move an inch.

I used to have the noise that Bob makes in that scene as my email notification.

[Corazon de Leon]

I had one of those arguments with the wife earlier this year that ultimately led to a resounding defeat and the boxing up of my retro collection so she could use the cabinet to store plates. I'm still gutted about it.

I read this and all I can say is why.

Because plates are important.

She runs a food blog, it's all decorative stuff for photography because her mini home studio is where my stuff was. We have a small flat and she makes money on the blog, while I spend it on the games so there was only gonna be one winner.

[That's not a growth]

Surely this is her giving you permission to quit your job and start a blog on N64 packaging trends.

[Memento Mori]

TV company wants to pay me £2000 for filming in my house for five, twelve hour days. Were it not a pandemic I'd probably negotiate that up but that sounds like a massive lowball and I can't be bothered leaving.

What do they want to film?

They haven't said. They're not going to film anything if they think they can only pay me £400 a day.

[Corazon de Leon]

Surely this is her giving you permission to quit your job and start a blog on N64 packaging trends.

I am now legit streaming N64 related gubbins partially as a result of that very argument.

[Memento Mori]

Just upped the offer to £500 per a day. Ehhh.

[PatSharpsMullet]

Just upped the offer to £500 per a day. Ehhh.

Still sounds way too low.

Are they also offering to put you up in a hotel while the house is being used?

[Tomous]

Just upped the offer to £500 per a day. Ehhh.

Do they include a deep clean at the end?

[Victor Mildew]

I didn't think they'd actually film the joseph fritzel biopic on location, but here we are.

[KK]

TV companies don't use real homes, it's blates a porno. Abort mission.

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