TCRT 9: The TCRT thread Wars (retroactively titled TCRT9: Episode IV – A New TCRT)

[Memento Mori]

Just upped the offer to £500 per a day. Ehhh.

Still sounds way too low.

Are they also offering to put you up in a hotel while the house is being used?

Not paying for a hotel. I googled the going rate and I'm getting articles suggesting between £1000-£2500 a day is the average.

[Dual]

Agree to their price but insist they include some GRcade product placement in their filming.

[Knoyleo]

Yeah, how many "larger" pint glasses can you fit in all the kitchen cupboards?

[Denster]

Absolutely knackered. Back in in the morning for a 12 hour shift. Then days off.

[Rocsteady]

Aye what a strawberry floating day. Finally got the car sorted and moved into the new flat. Ready to sleep for days.

[Tomous]

JK Rowling has actually written a book about a transvestite serial killer

It is like she is going out of her way to piss people off.

[Moggy]

JK Rowling has actually written a book about a transvestite serial killer

It is like she is going out of her way to piss people off.

She really is an expert at subtlety.

[Victor Mildew]

The suspect is a man....OR IS IT?!?!

[Knoyleo]

The suspect is a man....OR IS IT?!?!

Pretty much that, yeah.

twitter.com/AsadTenno/status/1305760114335457280

[Cuttooth]

strawberry float me. How is that not a pisstake?

[That]

Imagine J. K. Rowling, a billionaire who lives in a castle, choosing to spend her time sitting in her office at three in the morning, furiously typing page after page of thinly-veiled polemic about how scary she finds various minority groups, desperately insisting to baffled friends and agents that this will totally own the liberal lefty SJWs she argues with on Twitter.

If I were a billionaire I would first spend £990 million ending homelessness, then I would spend the remaining £10 million quietly enjoying myself without harassing anyone.

[That]

Appalling content aside for a moment, I just read a review saying the story is over 900 pages long and is told almost entirely from the perspective of rambling interviews with elderly people. Sounds thrilling.

[Skarjo]

The strawberry float is liquid-brown?

Like Bovril?

Just strawberry floating say the nice lady had Bovril Eyes, Rowling, you coward.

[Moggy]

I would spend the remaining £10 million quietly enjoying myself without harassing anyone.

Ahh so you're a champagne socialist.

[That]

I would spend the remaining £10 million quietly enjoying myself without harassing anyone.

Ahh so you're a champagne socialist.

I think of myself as more of a Buck's Fizz socialist but yes.

[Moggy]

I would spend the remaining £10 million quietly enjoying myself without harassing anyone.

Ahh so you're a champagne socialist.

I think of myself as more of a Buck's Fizz socialist but yes.

One of Buck's Fizz stood as a Brexit Party candidate.

We're onto you Karl.

[Skarjo]

To be a Buck's Fizz Socialist you have to come from the Fizzé area of France.

Otherwise it's just a Sparkling Whinge.

[Cuttooth]

The strawberry float is liquid-brown?

Like Bovril?

Just strawberry floating say the nice lady had Bovril Eyes, Rowling, you coward.

I read that sentence as coming from the tired trope of infantilising Muslim women who choose to wear coverings.

[Knoyleo]

The strawberry float is liquid-brown?

Like Bovril?

Just strawberry floating say the nice lady had Bovril Eyes, Rowling, you coward.

twitter.com/LukePlunkett/status/1300613773560954885

[Skarjo]

Bang me, Daddy, with those Bovril eyes.