TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

They should also do Sopranos branded "gravy"

I like to think it's ironically made with horse meat.

KK wrote:

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.

Knoyleo wrote:
KK wrote:

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.

Gonna make you a lasagna you can't refuse

Knoyleo wrote:
KK wrote:

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.

Look how they mascarpone my beautiful boy.

Knoyleo wrote:
KK wrote:

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.

Superb

You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do pasta sauce. For money.

(Sorry to interrupt the excellent Godfather references.)

Ate a bit of ice cream that I guess had been in the freezer too long, and had developed a kind of weird texture.

Any chance this was dangerous? I chucked it after a couple of bites because I wasn't enjoying it, so I'm not too worried, but thought I'd set GRcade's finest minds on the question.

I would guess "no" as bacteria shouldn't be able to grow in the freezer, but I don't really know.

The texture was probably ice crystals

You’ll be reet

Sounds like you’ll soon be sleeping with the fishes.

KK wrote:Sounds like you’ll soon be sleeping with the fishes.

The codfather.

site23 wrote:(Sorry to interrupt the excellent Godfather references.)

Ate a bit of ice cream that I guess had been in the freezer too long, and had developed a kind of weird texture.

Any chance this was dangerous? I chucked it after a couple of bites because I wasn't enjoying it, so I'm not too worried, but thought I'd set GRcade's finest minds on the question.

I would guess "no" as bacteria shouldn't be able to grow in the freezer, but I don't really know.

Leave the ice cream. Take the cannoli.

As falsey says it'll probably just be freezer burn.

Very good. Thanks guys, that's reassuring.

I suppose if the ice cream wanted to kill me, I'd be dead already.

Random question but does anyone have a really nice pair of black brogues?

Was looking for some in shops for hours yesterday to go with my wedding kilt and was pretty unimpressed, dunno where's best to look

I'm in a group chat with some friends who were talking about whether it's ok to snoop around a house you've rented on Airbnb.

Anyway, this one wins:

I was asking about it at work and I think my manager wins!

A group of friends & her had a whole house.

They were playing music too loud& neighbour told the owner, he messaged them saying he's not got a problem with the music but he'll nip round & show them how to have it loud but not so it disturbs the neighbours.

When the bloke came the party was in full swing & 1 of her male friends was wearing the owners wife's dress....

Obviously somebody asked what happened next.

The bloke said nothing except he wishes he could join the party but he's got a heavily pregnant wife at home. They have no idea if he actually noticed the dress or decided to just ignore it.

I know many of you will have always wanted to see a photo of Alan Titchmarsh with his nether regions blurred, just as I have.

Well now is your chance!

Saucy photo of Alan Titchmarsh released

:datass:

Just found this story on my old next door neighbour: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p ... on-7817984.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I know many of you will have always wanted to see a photo of Alan Titchmarsh with his nether regions blurred, just as I have.

Well now is your chance!

Saucy photo of Alan Titchmarsh released

possibly the first ever combined avatar and sig quote

KK wrote:Just found this story on my old next door neighbour: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p ... on-7817984.

OMG but I can confirm that at running club loads of people get together and people have left there wife's/husband for a new relationship.

TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

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