I'm in a group chat with some friends who were talking about whether it's ok to snoop around a house you've rented on Airbnb.
Anyway, this one wins:
I was asking about it at work and I think my manager wins!
A group of friends & her had a whole house.
They were playing music too loud& neighbour told the owner, he messaged them saying he's not got a problem with the music but he'll nip round & show them how to have it loud but not so it disturbs the neighbours.
When the bloke came the party was in full swing & 1 of her male friends was wearing the owners wife's dress....
Obviously somebody asked what happened next.
The bloke said nothing except he wishes he could join the party but he's got a heavily pregnant wife at home. They have no idea if he actually noticed the dress or decided to just ignore it.