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Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:07 pm
by Bunni
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.
He must be an udder disappoint to his family.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:09 pm
by abcd
got milk
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:09 pm
by Dig Dug
Hope they milk the story for all its worth.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:10 pm
by Floex
This is udder ridiculous
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:10 pm
by Mockmaster
I can't believe it's not butter
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:12 pm
by Pell
Where's the honeymoooooon?
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:13 pm
by Gandalf
I don't understand his beef about it? He should take the punishment and moooooooooooove on.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:13 pm
by Venom
I feel sorry for the wife. First she is raped, then:
Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.
Poor cow.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:13 pm
by Poser
That cow looks really cold.
Fresian, in fact.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:14 pm
by Mockmaster
Venom wrote:I feel sorry for the wife. First she is raped, then:
Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.
Poor cow.
Strawberry floating cowards.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:20 pm
by Pontius Pilate
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:21 pm
by SEP
He shouldn't cow-tow to such a ridiculous punishment.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:22 pm
by Scotticus Erroticus
> My second name is Herd
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Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:28 pm
by Poser
Been there, done it, bought the jersey.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:29 pm
by Clarkman
I hear his mother-in-law got leathered at their wedding reception.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:30 pm
by SEP
Was his name Angus?
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:31 pm
by Octoroc
Cheesus Christ how dairy do such a thing? As for those villagers- talk about the pat calling the cattle black!
Etc. etc...
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:33 pm
by SEP
Anung wrote:Venom wrote:I feel sorry for the wife. First she is raped, then:
Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.
Poor cow.
Sounds like he made a huge mis-steak.
He should have thought beef-ore acting.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:33 pm
by Clarkman
I predict this thread is going to be legendairy.
Re: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:34 pm
by Squinty
He passed out? Coward.
