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by Bunni » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:07 pm

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632

An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.


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He must be an udder disappoint to his family.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by abcd » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:09 pm

got milk

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Dig Dug » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:09 pm

Hope they milk the story for all its worth.

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by Floex » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:10 pm

This is udder ridiculous

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Mockmaster » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:10 pm

I can't believe it's not butter

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Pell » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:12 pm

Where's the honeymoooooon?

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by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:13 pm

I don't understand his beef about it? He should take the punishment and moooooooooooove on.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Venom » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:13 pm

I feel sorry for the wife. First she is raped, then:

Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.


Poor cow.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Poser » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:13 pm

That cow looks really cold.

Fresian, in fact.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Mockmaster » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:14 pm

Venom wrote:I feel sorry for the wife. First she is raped, then:

Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.


Poor cow.


Strawberry floating cowards.

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by Pontius Pilate » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:20 pm

:lol: :lol:

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by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:21 pm

He shouldn't cow-tow to such a ridiculous punishment.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:22 pm

> My second name is Herd
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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Poser » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:28 pm

Been there, done it, bought the jersey.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Clarkman » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:29 pm

I hear his mother-in-law got leathered at their wedding reception.

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by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:30 pm

Was his name Angus?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Octoroc » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:31 pm

Cheesus Christ how dairy do such a thing? As for those villagers- talk about the pat calling the cattle black!

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So far this year, I have eaten NO mince pies.
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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:33 pm

Anung wrote:
Venom wrote:I feel sorry for the wife. First she is raped, then:

Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.


Poor cow.


Sounds like he made a huge mis-steak.


He should have thought beef-ore acting.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Clarkman » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:33 pm

I predict this thread is going to be legendairy.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Squinty » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:34 pm

He passed out? Coward.


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