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So they got the wedding for calf price?

Poser wrote:I used to think Manny was ok, but his failure to deliver a cow pun taurus apart.

Archive request.

Buff, you'd better add a pun into that post, or I'll have to tan your hide!

I guess this guy thought he'd steak his claim on dovine female. Maybe he just cown't be boverd with dating the cownventional way? Either way it certainly is a sauce-y situation and I woulnd't be surprised to see him hoof it out of the cowntry asap.

Buffalo wrote:Archive request.

I'd second this moootion

berni inn before the lock.

I bet they gave that guy a grilling...

I'll tell you what, though. What he did takes some bullocks.

Errkal wrote:

Buffalo wrote:Archive request.

I'd second this moootion

Yes. Cattle do nicely.

So they drowned the cow, I bet it's dripping now!

Guess she's off the market now.

He's not fussy about species. If he can't get a cow, a cattle do.

Apparently she lied about being pregnant to force him into marriage, what a cow.

Ad7 wrote:Guess she's off the market now.

Living off the grid.

Thing is, once they're married, the sex will inevitably have to stop.

I guarantee that in a couple of months, she'd turn down sleeping with him for an evening spent on the sofa, watching Graze Anatomy.

Apparently the groom was a dab hand at balloon modelling. His piece-de-resistance was using a variety of coloured balloons filled with helium to make these amazing flying balloon parrots. Sadly he passed out, so they never got to see his polly-gas-trick.

I heard she has some beef with the in-laws, they really dont get on.

Hoof thought he's get away with it?

Bunni wrote:http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632

An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.

He must be an udder disappoint to his family.

Avin did.