My fellow survivors, welcome once more to yet another year of celebrity deaths. As we enter our 4th year of harvests, we must preserve our ancient and sacred traditions!
Last year's efforts were enough to satisfy the Blood Gods for a while, but we can't slack off - sacrifices are demanded!
2019 Sacrifices:Bob Einstein (actor, comedian)
Gene Okerlund (wrestler/announcer)
Diane Oxberry (BBC News presenter)
Dick Miller (actor)
Jeremy Hardy (comedian)
Clive Swift (actor)
Albert Finney (actor)
Gordon Banks (England goalkeeper)
Opportunity (Mars Rover)
Bruno Ganz (actor, Fuhrer)
Karl Lagerfeld (Fashion designer)
Keith Flint (Arsonist)
Luke Perry (actor)
Jan-Michael Vincent (actor, Airwolf pilot)
Pat Laffan (actor, milkman)
Peter Mayhew (Wookie)
Freddie Starr (comedian)
Peggy Lipton (actress)
Doris Day (actress)
Niki Lauda (racing car driver vrooom vroom vroom)
Jose Antonio Reyes (footballer)
John McCririck (horsey fella)
Rip Torn (actor, tautology)
Rutger Hauer (actor, Nexus-6)
Peter Fonda (actor)
Robert Mugabe (dictator, saint)
Fernando Ricksen (ex-footballer)
Jessica Jaymes (nun, nurse, teacher, stepmom, cheerleader)
Aron Eisenberg (actor)
Jacques Chirac (former French president)
Peter Sissons (newsreader)
Gary Rhodes (chef)
Clive James (tv person)