The ailments thread.

[KK]

List your health related issues here. It could be anything. Hell, this thread could even replace your doctor!*

I'll go first. I don't have any at the moment. Hopefully however, you do. Preferably something light hearted. Like, oh I dunno, massive wind. Or piles. Or horendous breath that was so bad even the dentist had to wear a gas mask.

*If you think you're about to keel over, it's still probably best if you ring the GP. Or an ambulance. Or a hearse.

[JV]

I have massive wind from eating mostly fruit, veg and fibre the past week or so. It's not so much explosive but a continuously escaping whiff.

[Hexx]

Horrid in-growing toenail on left big toe.

[JV]

Oh, and how can I forget my slowly repairing penis.

[Nathanbrains]

Horrid in-growing toenail on left big toe.

I feel your pain! I had one of those a few years back It's one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. In the end I had to get it removed. Having a local anesthetic was a bad idea in retrospect, two injections in the toe is not something I wish to go through again.

[Hexx]

Horrid in-growing toenail on left big toe.

I feel your pain! I had one of those a few years back It's one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. In the end I had to get it removed. Having a local anesthetic was a bad idea in retrospect, two injections in the toe is not something I wish to go through again.

I've had it for about 4 years.

Went to the docs 2 months ago and said they'd refer me to specialist...nothings happened since then...I should chase it up.

Thanks KKlein!

[abcd]

I had a blister on my foot.

It is gone now.


Phew, I was very close to deaths door with that one.

[Curls]

My cock is kinda dotty, sort of like zits, but not red and not itchy, how do i fix this, normal cream doesn't seem to work.


Oh yes i went there.

[Commander Jameson]

My right knee is aching.

[NGE]

My cock's far too big and unwieldy.

cock is censored?!?! what the cock?!?!

[Octoroc]

I feel a bit tired.

[Hero of Canton]

I have to have a gastroscopy tomorrow to find out what's causing me to feel like my lungs are being constantly crushed. I also currently have a sore throat and a cold. And a headache. Thanks, life.

[Pan]

Burnt right knee on astroturf yesterday.

Still weeping. Wondering whether to plough on through pain and go for a run later this evening.

[Hexx]

I have to have a gastroscopy tomorrow to find out what's causing me to feel like my lungs are being constantly crushed. I also currently have a sore throat and a cold. And a headache. Thanks, life.

That's the camera up your popper right?

You should eat funny stuff tonight to try and make it different colours!

[Jimmy Shedders]

My cock is kinda dotty, sort of like zits, but not red and not itchy, how do i fix this, normal cream doesn't seem to work.


Oh yes i went there.

That'll be herpes

[Cuttooth]

My arms are a little strawberry floated up and I think I have the beginnings of CTS.

[Hero of Canton]

I have to have a gastroscopy tomorrow to find out what's causing me to feel like my lungs are being constantly crushed. I also currently have a sore throat and a cold. And a headache. Thanks, life.

That's the camera up your popper right?

You should eat funny stuff tonight to try and make it different colours!

No, it's down my throat. And I'm not allowed to eat for 12 hours beforehand.

[Octoroc]

I have to have a gastroscopy tomorrow to find out what's causing me to feel like my lungs are being constantly crushed. I also currently have a sore throat and a cold. And a headache. Thanks, life.

That's the camera up your popper right?

You should eat funny stuff tonight to try and make it different colours!

I think that's an endoscopy you're thinking of. You've got bums on the brain you have.

[Hero of Canton]

You've got bums on the brain you have.

Does that count as an ailment, though?

[Jimmy Shedders]

No, it's down my throat. And I'm not allowed to eat for 12 hours beforehand.

That's what she said.