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That's because they are women

Both of them are useless, they've done pretty much nothing from the start and the one this week who actually asked if you can burn chicken. My god.

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Sorry to interrupt this tense moment, but yes: Jordan did indeed just nearly vomit in the boardroom

Alex dedication

for you emily

I still can't believe how Jordan freaked out when he thought he was getting fired, was he not hearing the words coming out of his own mouth? :lol:

I really dislike Jordan

Lousia's definately getting a winner's edit now.

Myles face when Jordan revealed the "big ticket" item he'd brought back

Another for Emily (And Hex)

Don't fancy him really.

Get me some Neil (even if he is a berk. Is it me or is Karen gushing for him?

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I tired to write down what Jordan was babbling about for his business plan.

"It's an online platform that allows both hobbyists, so normal people like the three of us, and brands, to create games for mobiles. These kind of software companies, what they generally have is someone who is the geeky guy who makes all the software, these software engineers, they're not business people. "

emilythestrange wrote:I tired to write down what Jordan was babbling about for his business plan.

"It's an online platform that allows both hobbyists, so normal people like the three of us, and brands, to create games for mobiles. These kind of software companies, what they generally have is someone who is the geeky guy who makes all the software, these software engineers, they're not business people. "

What a wanker. We have business people :lol:

Louisa Pics

More Myles for Emily

Hexx - very good point about the Luisa editing - I have found myself warming to her, but it's likely to be that they're being sympathetic to her now.

I'm not quite calling 'fix', but I smelt a serious rat with this week's episode. Right from the start the women were acting as if they knew they had won.

There was no arguing (like, literally none), and no pre-emptive back-stabbing. Normally at least Luisa can be counted on to attempt to push someone under the bus - even before she knows there's a bus coming. Yet they were so serene and happy - it made no sense given the way they've been on over the past few episodes.

More pics

Still looking for a gif on this one

Corazon de Leon

Watching that Jordan guy melt the strawberry float down in the boardroom has been one of the highlights of my week so far. It was beautiful. How the strawberry float did he not get fired?

Just caught up on this, no idea how Jordan wasn't fired. And oh my God, his attempt at trying to stop himself from coughing is actually incredible :lol:

everything's perfect: the timing of it, the build-up, the way he looks around the room and then the casual sip of water afterwards. Amazing.

Final Five on BBC One now.

Let's see how these people got to become egocentric arses.

I'm so glad Miles went, but I think he should have gone instead of Alex in all honesty.

Miles is the perfect example of people I don't get why they go on the show. He's already successful and he has a lot of money, why go on the Apprentice?

Slartibartfast wrote:Final Five on BBC One now.

Let's see how these people got to become egocentric arses.

First I seen Louisa as a bit of booty but after watching that I think I also respect her

Looking forward to the interviews tomorrow

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