Best of 2 Evils

PostBest of 2 Evils by **SuperChris** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:06 pm

Who would win?

this guy

or this guy

Sauron - Has the ring of power which gives himself great powers (i.e. super strength with that mace)
- Can easily corrupt people to his will (orcs, sauruman ringwraiths ect..)

Darth Vader - strong in darkside of force has force powers
- is great with a lightsaber

so who you think would win??

PostRe: The Best of 2 Evils by **Qikz** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:07 pm

Darth Vader.

Star Wars > LOTR.

PostRe: The Best of 2 Evils by **Nathanbrains** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:08 pm

It's got to be my man Darth. He can use the force for christ sake!

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Skarjo** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:14 pm

Vader.

End of.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Alvin Flummux** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:17 pm

Sauron would be scrap metal with Vader on the loose.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:18 pm

Pah, Sauron nearly destroyed the whole world when he didn't even have a body! Vader died from an electric shock, the bloody pansy.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **KomandaHeck** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:21 pm

Sauron's body also died from his bloody finger falling off. What do you think a lightsabre will do :lol:

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:29 pm

That was a simple misjudgment. Sauron has now learnt not to wear his power and life force on his hand; it is in his bowels instead. Seeing as Sauron is much larger than Vader, the scrawny 'Sith' twat can't get anywhere near the master of Middle-Earth's innards. You heard it here first.

And if that's too far fetched, how's this: Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker, a weak and power hungry man. Thus, there is no way that he could ever destroy Sauron's ring as he would prefer to keep it for himself. It would destroy him. Fact.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Madness** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:31 pm

Darth Vader, cos he's more than an eye.

PostRe: The Best of 2 Evils by **JiggerJay** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:35 pm

StayingDead wrote:Darth Vader.

Star Wars > LOTR.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Oxx** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:35 pm

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:43 pm

You're all strawberry floating cretins and you're all strawberry floating wrong.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Skarjo** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:45 pm

Pancake wrote:You're all strawberry floating cretins and you're all strawberry floating wrong.

Was Vader beaten by a strawberry floating midget with hairy feet?

No, he was defeated by THE strawberry floating POWER OF LOVE.

Which, as Huey will tell you, is a curious thing.

EDIT; o/ Hellboy!

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:49 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:Darth vader killed nearly everyone, and blew planets up.....Sauron cant even catch some strawberry floating midgets man....Pussy.

Darth Vader was merely the pawn of a stronger man. Besides, Sauron was only defeated by accident so he is basically impossible to destroy. Certainly Darth 'I'm a ponce' Vader couldn't do it.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:54 pm

Skarjo wrote:Was Vader beaten by a strawberry floating midget with hairy feet?

Nor was Sauron, actually.

And Sauron never showed enough weakness to 'love'. That sort of thing is only for amateur miscreants, not for truly evil bastards.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Jax** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:56 pm

Vader. Sauron wouldn't even be able to get close enough to hurt him, Vader could just force throw him.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:57 pm

Jaxley wrote:Vader. Sauron wouldn't even be able to get close enough to hurt him, Vader could just force throw him.

Oh for goodness sake, don't you people know anything? Sauron can't die until his ring is destroyed! Cretins.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Look Over There** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:58 pm

Salron was killed by half of a normal sword, darth vader had a light saber and powers!

Website · PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Tragic Magic** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:00 am

Darth Vader innit.

Buuuuuum buuuuum bummmm bum bum buuuum bum bum buuuuuuuummmmm.

PostRe: Best of 2 Evils by **Pancake** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:01 am

Anung Un Rama wrote:Im sure hexx would do that no problem.

Now someone's talking sense...

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