Cuttooth wrote:Hexx wrote:I meant recent - but yeah fair point!
Nearly 3 years of Brown? Crikey
You have to wonder what the political landscape would look like right now had he not bottled calling an election in 2007.
2007: Brown wins the election. David Cameron resigns and retires to a pig farm. George Osborne becomes Tory leader but resigns after two weeks when he’s caught snorting coke at Buckingham Palace. Jeremy Hunt becomes Tory leader.
2009: Brown is forced to resign due to a scandal involving his glass eye, Harriet Hartman and a cheque book. George Galloway rejoins the Labour Party and wins the leadership election.
2010: Galloway calls an early election stating “I’m great, we’ll win every seat!”
2010: Labour lose every seat. A massive surge in Lib Dem and UKIP votes mean that the Tories have to go into coalition with UKIP. Jeremy Hunt is so incompetent that he agrees to be deputy PM and Nigel Farage becomes Prime Minister.
2011: Nigel Farage loses the EU referendum. He calls another and loses again.
2012: Nigel Farage cancels the Olympics as it clashes with the 5th referendum. He says that it’s “now or never!!”. He loses.
2013: Farage loses the 6th, 7th, 8th and 9th referendums.
2014: A change in law means there is a referendum once a week until Farage gets the right answer. The closest he gets is during the 43rd referendum where he loses by one vote.
2015: The UK votes to leave the EU by a majority of 52% (turnout was 17 people). Farage hails this as our independence day. “It’s the will of the people” says Nigel “The people have spoken, we are leaving!”.
2016: Trump is elected and immediately forms an official triumvirate with Farage and Putin. The USA, UK and Russia become a new country known as “Rukusa”.
2017: Everyone commits suicide, except the triumvirate. They declare this a victory.