The Facebook Thread 2

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by <]:^D » Wed Aug 19, 2020 3:23 pm

these last 4 pages are gold, i love this place :wub:

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by That's not a growth » Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:48 am

One of my friends' other halves is in a wheelchair, and she shared a post by a personal trainer he had been working with. This sentence stuck out to me:

For me, it’s all about sharing people’s inspirational stories across my social media


So it's not about helping empower someone who perhaps feels less independent, but as long as you have a story to tell to help promote your business on social media then jobs a good'un? strawberry floating hell, choose your wording better.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Sun Aug 23, 2020 5:08 pm

Anywhere with a cash register you have automatically got immunity if you are spending money you have got immunity if it's a government backed event you have immunity if your bolloxed out your face but you spent your money in a pub or restaurant you got immunity but if you have a few cans with your family you will strawberry floating die covid-19 get the science


So am I immune?

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by Squinty » Sun Aug 23, 2020 5:26 pm

Moggy wrote:
Anywhere with a cash register you have automatically got immunity if you are spending money you have got immunity if it's a government backed event you have immunity if your bolloxed out your face but you spent your money in a pub or restaurant you got immunity but if you have a few cans with your family you will strawberry floating die covid-19 get the science


So am I immune?


I don't know. Maybe?

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by Moggy » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:19 am

I was added to a Facebook group for my old school, some people were posting about a very nasty teacher who would throw things at kids, tap them on the head and generally act like a banana split.

Then:

A lot of kids today don't know what discipline, respect and manners are. Some of the little a*seholes I see around in their tracksuits and puffa jackets trying to look all hard and gang style need a f*cking good slap around the head to teach them what's right and what's wrong. Too many snowflakes about today saying oh you can't do that. Well it didn't do me any harm.


Trouble is Steve, we all know you. You've been in and out of prison for years. You're well known for liking a few drinks followed by a fight. Everyone knows you dealt drugs for years. You're perfectly healthy but have been pretending to have a bad back for years in order to claim benefits.

But yeah, let's give the kids a slap to teach them what's right!

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by Minty14 » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:24 am

gang style

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by Squinty » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:33 am

Steve is obviously the apex of society and I think Moggy is jealous.

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by Rocsteady » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:34 am

Dop, dop dop, dop dop, dop dop gang gang style

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by Chocolate-Milk » Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:56 pm

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Good old Nan... :dread:

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by Mafro » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:11 pm

what is it with Facebook mums using absolutely ridiculous fonts on their android phones?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:55 pm

The head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started Kindergarten. Another man was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off on time. Another was late, stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an accident and his life was spared. One missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take the time to change. One's car wouldn't start. One couldn't get a taxi. One went back to answer the house phone. A man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning developed a blister before he got to the Towers, so he stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.

When you're stuck in traffic, oversleep, miss your ride...all the little things that annoy you...maybe you're exactly where you're meant to be at that very moment. May all who perished on 9.11.01 Rest in Eternal Peace & may the loved ones still grieving find strength. #neverforget


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by Victor Mildew » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:59 pm

That is some dreadful foreshortening on that arm

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by Dowbocop » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:05 pm

His hips are going like Shakin' Stevens'.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Victor Mildew » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:08 pm

Also RIP Tony Soprano

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by Zilnad » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:24 pm

And isn't that Jack Bauer on the right? Surprised the attack was successful with guys like that working in the tower.

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:28 pm

Perhaps if they weren't so busy drinking on the job and looking at porn, they could have stopped the attack. They guy painting the picture needs to shoulder some blame too, he had plenty of warning.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:47 pm

Total cost of this meal £5 as got the trout fillet half price from Morrisons...kale was gifted and the lemon is rehydrated from a lemon I dehydrated a few weeks back.
Turned it into a posh meal for the children using our posh dinner set and our fish cutlery xx


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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Dual » Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:38 pm

Delicious

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:49 pm

Wow so posh x

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Banjo » Sat Sep 12, 2020 6:01 pm

I get that they were excited for the meal, but they didn't have to blast it with cum beforehand.


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