The Facebook Thread 2

[<]:^D]

these last 4 pages are gold, i love this place

[That's not a growth]

One of my friends' other halves is in a wheelchair, and she shared a post by a personal trainer he had been working with. This sentence stuck out to me:

For me, it’s all about sharing people’s inspirational stories across my social media

So it's not about helping empower someone who perhaps feels less independent, but as long as you have a story to tell to help promote your business on social media then jobs a good'un? strawberry floating hell, choose your wording better.

[Moggy]

Anywhere with a cash register you have automatically got immunity if you are spending money you have got immunity if it's a government backed event you have immunity if your bolloxed out your face but you spent your money in a pub or restaurant you got immunity but if you have a few cans with your family you will strawberry floating die covid-19 get the science

So am I immune?

[Squinty]

Anywhere with a cash register you have automatically got immunity if you are spending money you have got immunity if it's a government backed event you have immunity if your bolloxed out your face but you spent your money in a pub or restaurant you got immunity but if you have a few cans with your family you will strawberry floating die covid-19 get the science

So am I immune?

I don't know. Maybe?

[Moggy]

I was added to a Facebook group for my old school, some people were posting about a very nasty teacher who would throw things at kids, tap them on the head and generally act like a banana split.

Then:

A lot of kids today don't know what discipline, respect and manners are. Some of the little a*seholes I see around in their tracksuits and puffa jackets trying to look all hard and gang style need a f*cking good slap around the head to teach them what's right and what's wrong. Too many snowflakes about today saying oh you can't do that. Well it didn't do me any harm.

Trouble is Steve, we all know you. You've been in and out of prison for years. You're well known for liking a few drinks followed by a fight. Everyone knows you dealt drugs for years. You're perfectly healthy but have been pretending to have a bad back for years in order to claim benefits.

But yeah, let's give the kids a slap to teach them what's right!

[Minty14]

gang style

[Squinty]

Steve is obviously the apex of society and I think Moggy is jealous.

[Rocsteady]

Dop, dop dop, dop dop, dop dop gang gang style

[Chocolate-Milk]

Good old Nan...

[Mafro]

what is it with Facebook mums using absolutely ridiculous fonts on their android phones?

[Moggy]

The head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started Kindergarten. Another man was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off on time. Another was late, stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an accident and his life was spared. One missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take the time to change. One's car wouldn't start. One couldn't get a taxi. One went back to answer the house phone. A man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning developed a blister before he got to the Towers, so he stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.

When you're stuck in traffic, oversleep, miss your ride...all the little things that annoy you...maybe you're exactly where you're meant to be at that very moment. May all who perished on 9.11.01 Rest in Eternal Peace & may the loved ones still grieving find strength. #neverforget

[Victor Mildew]

That is some dreadful foreshortening on that arm

[Dowbocop]

His hips are going like Shakin' Stevens'.

[Victor Mildew]

Also RIP Tony Soprano

[Zilnad]

And isn't that Jack Bauer on the right? Surprised the attack was successful with guys like that working in the tower.

[Victor Mildew]

Perhaps if they weren't so busy drinking on the job and looking at porn, they could have stopped the attack. They guy painting the picture needs to shoulder some blame too, he had plenty of warning.

[Moggy]

Total cost of this meal £5 as got the trout fillet half price from Morrisons...kale was gifted and the lemon is rehydrated from a lemon I dehydrated a few weeks back.
Turned it into a posh meal for the children using our posh dinner set and our fish cutlery xx

[Dual]

Delicious

[Victor Mildew]

Wow so posh x

[Banjo]

I get that they were excited for the meal, but they didn't have to blast it with cum beforehand.