The Facebook Thread 2

[Pedz]

The 112 number isn’t terrible advice, but why dress it up in an obviously bollocks story.

Best thing was that crap was shared by one of the most Brexity person I know. 112 was an EU idea

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Don't ever phone 112, the EUSSR came up with that idea and phoning it makes you a civil human being not racist scum.

[Moggy]

[Moggy]

[Preezy]

SPORT ARE TROOPS FROM THEM WHAT FORT IN DA ANGLER-ZOOLOO WAR M8 WOTS DA MATTER AINT U NOT GOT NO PASHUN FOR ARE CUNTRY U SNOWFLAKE SCUM xx

[Squinty]

Never even heard of that battle. I know who Lily Allen is though. Her brother has the massive wang.

[Moggy]

Never even heard of that battle. I know who Lily Allen is though. Her brother has the massive wang.

Sir Michael Caine died there you snowflake banana split.

[Squinty]

Never even heard of that battle. I know who Lily Allen is though. Her brother has the massive wang.

Sir Michael Caine died there you snowflake banana split.

Who the strawberry float is Michael Caine? He ain't no Lily Allen, that's for sure.

[Benzin]

Never even heard of that battle. I know who Lily Allen is though. Her brother has the massive wang.

Sir Michael Caine died there you snowflake banana split.

Who the strawberry float is Michael Caine? He ain't no Lily Allen, that's for sure.

Huh, maybe it is true that not a lot of people know that.

[Squinty]

Never even heard of that battle. I know who Lily Allen is though. Her brother has the massive wang.

Sir Michael Caine died there you snowflake banana split.

Who the strawberry float is Michael Caine? He ain't no Lily Allen, that's for sure.

Huh, maybe it is true that not a lot of people know that.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

[Moggy]

OK..LISTEN UP! ITS IMPORTANT. WARN YOUR WIVES, DAUGHTERS, SISTERS, GRANDKIDS the newest thing is striking up an innocent conversation. the guy then says "hey. no offense, but you have bad breath and offers a mint or lifesaver. looks like the real deal even in a new package BUT they are the new date rape drug and also laced with fentanyl for the sex trafficking trade. Yes, it's happening and they are slick. please warn all, particularly young kids and females as once across the border, you are done. it's a living nightmare.

Evil has no boundaries!!!

I sometimès think our medieeval ancestors dealt with crimals in a good manner

I think a good advice is : don't be greedy ! Do not drink, swallow or chew anything a stranger offers you.

[Victor Mildew]

I look forward to having the in-laws tell us this as absolute fact in a week or two as they have previously done with:

Gypsies offering perfume in car parks, which is really chloroform and then they abduct you.

People throwing eggs on your windscreen at night and then stealing your car when you pull over.

Gypsies (always gypsies) marking your pavement with a chalk mark to tell other gypsies to come and steal your dog.

[Trelliz]

"Unless they're Mexican, in which case they can do one."

[Winckle]

In all the posts like that, it's the user of the word "apparently" that gets on my nerves. They just handwave away massive bullshit with it.

Apparently strikes again.

"Well it didn't say where or when she said that, or link to an article where she was quoted as saying that. But it did say it was apparent, so I believe it."

[Victor Mildew]

[more heat than light]

Good morning!

[Squinty]

Good morning! For some reason.

[Moggy]

Good morning!

Did Hot Chocolate sing that one?

[more heat than light]

Good night

Same person sharing this, obviously.

[Squinty]

God is Dog.

[Victor Mildew]

Pugs are such gooseberry fool dogs