The Facebook Thread 2

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LightWanderer » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:24 pm

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That last picture is like the start of every porn video from the mid 90s. Hope he brought the sausage!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Dowbocop » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:39 pm

Isn't the joke that that is the start of a porn film?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Jenuall » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:07 pm

Apparently facebook, instagram, whatsapp, mugscroll and all that general internet shite is down or failing in some way at the moment and so a certain percentage of the population appear to be unable to function! :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Cuttooth » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:10 pm

The strawberry float is mugscroll?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Jenuall » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:12 pm

Cuttooth wrote:The strawberry float is mugscroll?

An older, British form of Facebook. ;)

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:55 am

Cuttooth wrote:The strawberry float is mugscroll?


Facebook for non-magical people.

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by Errkal » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:12 am

Moggy wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:The strawberry float is mugscroll?


Facebook for non-magical people.


Tinder for witches and wizards looking for non magic types.

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by OrangeRKN » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:09 am

more heat than light wrote:
AnOpenCasket wrote:Please say this is a joke I'm not understanding..


This is a joke you're not understanding.


:lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:59 pm

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:dread: :dread: :dread:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LightWanderer » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:05 pm

Moggy wrote:Image

:dread: :dread: :dread:


They're not wrong. God created the rainbow as a sign that He'd never send another Great Flood to wipe out almost all of humanity.

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Pity they didn't even include the right passage in their interpretation of what the rainbow colours represent :roll:

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by Moggy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:06 pm

LightWanderer wrote:
Moggy wrote:Image

:dread: :dread: :dread:


They're not wrong. God created the rainbow as a sign that He'd never send another Great Flood to wipe out almost all of humanity.

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Pity they didn't even include the right passage in their interpretation of what the rainbow colours represent :roll:


Genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Minty14 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:10 pm

Jesus was gay as heck tbf

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by LightWanderer » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:21 pm

Moggy wrote:Genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking.

If God exists, then yes scripture says He created the rainbow. Mainly just taking the piss about their stupid analogy for what the colours represent. One of the old ladies in my local church ward posts up stuff on Facebook 24/7 about how gay people are evil, paving the way for pedophilia, turning their hearts away from God, corrupting kids with the outlandish drag shows at their Pride parades. The above rainbow pic is EXACTLY the kind of thing she'd be posting. It's ridiculous but that's religious dogmatists for you.

Minty14 wrote:Jesus was gay as heck tbf

Fun fact: Christian understanding is that Jesus faced every temptation we'll ever face but He never gave into any of it. It was a necessary part of His Atonement that He face everything we'll face. In other words He was tempted to be with another guy. My bet is on Simon the Beloved Disciple :slol:
Bear your testimony on that on Sundays and you can bet you'll be asked to leave!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Preezy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:15 pm

Was he ever tempted to eat one of those white dog poos that you see at the park? I bet he didn't.

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by Ad7 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:18 pm

Was he tempted to start dark souls 2 when he hasn't finished ds1 yet?

I thought not.

Check mate Christians.

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by <]:^D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:18 pm

Kezzer wrote:'Glowchebs spends all his time watching football and playing ResidentEvil.'

i got that reference!

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by <]:^D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:19 pm

LightWanderer wrote:
KK wrote:
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:datass:


That last picture is like the start of every porn video from the mid 90s. Hope he brought the sausage!


Christian XXX and Austin Kincaid 8-)

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LightWanderer » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:27 pm

Preezy wrote:Was he ever tempted to eat one of those white dog poos that you see at the park? I bet he didn't.

Who has that temptation? :slol:

Ad7 wrote:Was he tempted to start dark souls 2 when he hasn't finished ds1 yet?

I thought not.

Check mate Christians.

You never know, they might have videogames up in Heaven.
Alternatively after the Second Coming, when He's back here He might take up gaming.

<]:^D wrote:Christian XXX and Austin Kincaid 8-)

Thanks. Hope you had fun watching it!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Kezzer » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:54 pm

<]:^D wrote:
Kezzer wrote:'Glowchebs spends all his time watching football and playing ResidentEvil.'

i got that reference!


Hahaha strawberry floating hell, at least someone did! :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Qikz » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:49 pm

Found this on my facebook - I don't look often but I noticed some old guy I knew from school posted about going on an anonymous holiday

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