The Facebook Thread 2

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Blue Eyes » Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:37 pm

So Wednesday morning get woken up at 4am by my son mum dad there is a fox in the house blood everywhere and I have two little kittens found one all good couldn’t find tink anywhere really thought we had lost her Craig found her shaking behind the settee started cleaning up thinking fox had gone as looked everywhere no sign of it Craig then looks behide my corner glass cabinet and there he was chased him out the house then all day yesterday the big clean up blood poo everywhere we washed everything poo tink didn’t come downstairs until 1.30 as she was so frightened Fox’s are get so daring as I have my buster also

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Mini E » Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:41 pm

Worthy of a new page.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Blue Eyes » Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:42 pm

Mini E wrote:Worthy of a new page.

Someone tore her post to shreds for the total lack of punctuation and then got pelters himself for being a grammar police. Facebook is so great.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Preezy » Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:43 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:
So Wednesday morning get woken up at 4am by my son mum dad there is a fox in the house blood everywhere and I have two little kittens found one all good couldn’t find tink anywhere really thought we had lost her Craig found her shaking behind the settee started cleaning up thinking fox had gone as looked everywhere no sign of it Craig then looks behide my corner glass cabinet and there he was chased him out the house then all day yesterday the big clean up blood poo everywhere we washed everything poo tink didn’t come downstairs until 1.30 as she was so frightened Fox’s are get so daring as I have my buster also

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Jenuall » Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:11 pm

:dread:

The last "sentence" is the only bit I can't really parse to be honest:

Fox’s are get so daring as I have my buster also


WTF?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LewisD » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:11 am

I found one! I found a real one in the wild!!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Ad7 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:58 am

Hmm, needs verification.

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by LewisD » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:42 am

PMd verification link.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Ad7 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:10 am

Lewis trying to bypass the system :capnscotty:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Preezy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:11 am

Guys how can I brows her page? They just h8 us coz they 8nt us :(

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LewisD » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:22 am

AD THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!

That's the perfect example right there!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:48 am

Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Squinty » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:51 am

So close, yet so far.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Blue Eyes » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:00 am

Moggy wrote:Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Hold on, I'm sure xx was the perfect example. Who died and made you Hitler?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Jenuall » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:02 am

Blue Eyes wrote:
Moggy wrote:Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Hold on, I'm sure xx was the perfect example. Who died and made you Hitler?

Going to the Hitler well... u ok hun? xxx

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:04 am

Blue Eyes wrote:
Moggy wrote:Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Hold on, I'm sure xx was the perfect example. Who died and made you Hitler?


I am the Lord of the Facebook thread and my word is therefore law.

Get your heretic mouth out of here before we burn you.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Ad7 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:16 am

The correct version is:

u ok hun xxx

No punctuation or question marks, 3 kisses.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Preezy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:24 am

are you alright, darling? XoXo

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:33 am

Ad7 wrote:The correct version is:

u ok hun xxx

No punctuation or question marks, 3 kisses.


This man knows the truth.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Mini E » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:09 pm

I went past a bloke in Sainsbury's shrieking " meatless sausages, how can you have meatless sausages" ?!! I glared at him and shrieked " grow the strawberry float up you moron"! I'm not usually rude to people but there is no need for that


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