The Facebook Thread 2

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by Victor Mildew » Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:47 pm

PASTE

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Mini E » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:29 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:PASTE


wel now u luk silly on a new page lol

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by Dowbocop » Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:29 pm

Argument on Facebook about Labour being bad for students:

Labour supporter: *posts graph showing graduate unemployment fell under Blair and Brown until a spike in 2008 and another gradual decline after that*

Brexit Party supporter: Look! All the lines are going down! Labour let down an entire generation of students! Are you sure your glasses aren't on upside down?!

Labour supporter: It's a graph of unemployment, the lines going down mean more people were in work...

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Tomous » Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:02 pm

Dowbocop wrote:Argument on Facebook about Labour being bad for students:

Labour supporter: *posts graph showing graduate unemployment fell under Blair and Brown until a spike in 2008 and another gradual decline after that*

Brexit Party supporter: Look! All the lines are going down! Labour let down an entire generation of students! Are you sure your glasses aren't on upside down?!

Labour supporter: It's a graph of unemployment, the lines going down mean more people were in work...



This is how they absorb information. Twist it to support their world view and if they can’t shour project fear or fake news.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:29 pm

Hello,

My name is Jeremy Corbyn and I would like to apply for the role as Prime Minister of the UK, please see attached my CV.

J Corbyn

Education Primary: Castle House School, an independent preparatory school near Newport, Shropshire.

Education Secondary: Adams' Grammar School Newport two A-Levels, at grade E, the lowest-possible passing grade

University: Nil


Professional achievements:

Invited two IRA members to parliament two weeks after the Brighton bombing.
Attended Bloody Sunday commemoration with bomber Brendan McKenna.
Attended meeting with Provisional IRA member Raymond McCartney.
Hosted IRA linked Mitchell McLaughlin in parliament.
Spoke alongside IRA terrorist Martina Anderson.
Attended Sinn Fein dinner with IRA bomber Gerry Kelly.
Chaired Irish republican event with IRA bomber Brendan MacFarlane.
Attended Bobby Sands commemoration honouring IRA terrorists.
Stood in minute’s silence for IRA gunmen shot dead by the SAS.
Refused to condemn the IRA in Sky News interview.
Refused to condemn the IRA on Question Time.
Refused to condemn IRA violence in BBC radio interview.
Signed EDM after IRA Poppy massacre massacre blaming Britain for the deaths.
Arrested while protesting in support of Brighton bomber’s co-defendants.
Lobbied government to improve visiting conditions for IRA killers.
Attended Irish republican event calling for armed conflict against Britain.
Hired suspected IRA man Ronan Bennett as a parliamentary assistant.
Hired another aide closely linked to several convicted IRA terrorists.
Heavily involved with IRA sympathising newspaper London Labour Briefing.
Put up £20,000 bail money for IRA terror suspect Roisin McAliskey.
Didn’t support IRA ceasefire.
Said Hamas and Hezbollah are his “friends“.
Called for Hamas to be removed from terror banned list.
Called Hamas “serious and hard-working“.
Attended wreath-laying at grave of Munich massacre terrorist.
Attended conference with Hamas and PFLP.
Photographed smiling with Hezbollah flag.
Attended rally with Hezbollah and Al-Muhajiroun.
Repeatedly shared platforms with PFLP plane hijacker.
Hired aide who praised Hamas’ “spirit of resistance“.
Accepted £20,000 for state TV channel of terror-sponsoring Iranian regime.
Opposed banning Britons from travelling to Syria to fight for ISIS.
Defended rights of fighters returning from Syria.
Said ISIS supporters should not be prosecuted.
Compared fighters returning from Syria to Nelson Mandela.
Said the death of Osama Bin Laden was a “tragedy“.
Wouldn’t sanction drone strike to kill ISIS leader.
Voted to allow ISIS fighters to return from Syria.
Opposed shoot to kill.
Attended event organised by terrorist sympathising IHRC.
Signed letter defending Lockerbie bombing suspects.
Wrote letter in support of conman accused of fundraising for ISIS.
Spoke of “friendship” with Mo Kozbar, who called for destruction of Israel.
Attended event with Abdullah Djaballah, who called for holy war against UK.
Called drone strikes against terrorists “obscene”.
Boasted about “opposing anti-terror legislation”.
Said laws banning jihadis from returning to Britain are “strange”.
Accepted £5,000 donation from terror supporter Ted Honderich.
Accepted £2,800 trip to Gaza from banned Islamist organisation Interpal.
Called Ibrahim Hewitt, extremist and chair of Interpal, a “very good friend”.
Accepted two more trips from the pro-Hamas group PRC.
Speaker at conference hosted by pro-Hamas group MEMO.
Met Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh several times.
Hosted meeting with Mousa Abu Maria of banned group Islamic Jihad.
Patron of Palestine Solidarity Campaign – marches attended by Hezbollah.
Compared Israel to ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah and al-Qaeda.
Said we should not make “value judgements” about Britons who fight for ISIS.
Received endorsement from Hamas.
Attended event with Islamic extremist Suliman Gani.
Chaired Stop the War, who praised “internationalism and solidarity” of ISIS.
Praised Raed Salah, who was jailed for inciting violence in Israel.
Signed letter defending jihadist advocacy group Cage.
Met Dyab Jahjah, who praised the killing of British soldiers.
Shared platform with representative of extremist cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.
Compared ISIS to US military in interview on Russia Today.
Opposed proscription of Hizb UT-Tahrir.
Attended conference which called on Iraqis to kill British soldiers.
Attended Al-Quds Day demonstration in support of destruction of Israel.
Supported Hamas and ISIS-linked Viva Palestina group.
Attended protest with Islamic extremist Moazzam Begg.
Made the “case for Iran” at event hosted by Khomeinist group.
Photographed smiling with Azzam Tamimi, who backed suicide bombings.
Photographed with Abdel Atwan, who sympathised with attacks on US troops.
Said Hamas should “have tea with the Queen”.
Attended ‘Meet the Resistance’ event with Hezbollah MP Hussein El Haj.
Attended event with Haifa Zangana, who praised Palestinian “mujahideen”.
Defended the infamous anti-Semitic Hamas supporter Stephen Sizer.
Attended event with pro-Hamas and Hezbollah group Naturei Karta.
Backed Holocaust denying anti-Zionist extremist Paul Eisen.
Photographed with Abdul Raoof Al Shayeb, later jailed for terror offences.
Mocked “anti-terror hysteria” while opposing powers for security services.
Named on speakers list for conference with Hamas sympathiser Ismail Patel.
Criticised drone strike that killed Jihadi John.
Said the 7/7 bombers had been denied “hope and opportunity”.
Said 9/11 was “manipulated” to make it look like bin Laden was responsible.
Failed to unequivocally condemn the 9/11 attacks.
Called Columbian terror group M-19 “comrades”.
Blamed beheading of Alan Henning on Britain.
Gave speech in support of Gaddafi regime.
Signed EDM spinning for Slobodan Milosevic.
Blamed Tunisia terror attack on “austerity”.
Voted against banning support for the IRA.
Voted against the Prevention of Terrorism Act three times during the Troubles.
Voted against emergency counter-terror laws after 9/11.
Voted against stricter punishments for being a member of a terror group.
Voted against criminalising the encouragement of terrorism.
Voted against banning al-Qaeda.
Voted against outlawing the glorification of terror.
Voted against control orders.
Voted against increased funding for the security services to combat terrorism.

Hobbies interests: I like to surround myself with socially inept people and have tried to avoid mixing with anyone of any intellectual gravitas.

Personal statement: I am sure I would be a very good PM for Britain, firstly by instituting a Government of perpetuity, that way we do not need to spend any more money on silly elections. I would then hand over complete control of the UK firstly to the EU and then as that develops within ten years a World Government overseen by the UN. The UN as you will be pleased to know, has 164 members, of these 20 are classified as fully democratic (Democracy Index), 55 are regarded as flawed democracies, with the remainder not being regarded as democratic. So we should be in safe hands!! Finally, all of my socialist friends and I will live a life of luxury while we rape and pillage the lifestyles of the wealthy who worked for their money and created thousands of jobs for the economy.

Vote Corbyn, you know it makes sense.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Rocsteady » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:56 am

Cant wait for dat UN world government

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LewisD » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:24 pm

World government :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:10 pm

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Erghh strawberry floating Greta, how dare she eat food and use public transport. :x

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:31 pm

People who go on holiday and post updates every day... they're banana splits, aren't they? :twisted:

It doesn't count unless it's on Facebook!

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by Bunni » Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:24 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:People who go on holiday and post updates every day... they're banana splits, aren't they? :twisted:

It doesn't count unless it's on Facebook!


Lassie I went to uni with went to Berlin. Every other day was a countdown or comment about how she's going next week. The day of she posts she's packing, in a taxi to airport, checks in at the airport, picture of the plane, checks in at Berlin airport, checks in at hotel and could basically live stream her entire trip. Otherwise she's fairly well adjusted but strawberry float me, it's only Berlin, and it's the most generic tourist advised gooseberry fool that's no interesting the see second hand anyway.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by LewisD » Fri Dec 20, 2019 4:34 pm

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OMG LOL PMsL laghing!!1!
Wot is he liek. Haha LOL rofle out loud :slol: :slol: :slol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Victor Mildew » Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:23 pm

LMFAOSMPLS WOT RU DO IN LOLOLOLOLL XXXXXXOOXOXOXOOX

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Squinty » Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:59 pm

He's not old enough to be anyone's boss.

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by Moggy » Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:26 am

An incident occurred in a supermarket recently when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (a black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served , and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the British Flag lapel pin which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. ...The cashier reached............... up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point an elderly gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the ...Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of British men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here in Britain , which is MY country, and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today. However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticize the British people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq. When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in Britain, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid.' Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British & other worldly friends.. I just did!!! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. It's also nice to be British and proud


New Year, same racist bollocks.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Cuttooth » Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:37 am

It’s important to be nice and tell brown people to go back home :simper:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Tomous » Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:38 am

Whichever Russian bot wrote that really earned his wage this week.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:32 pm

I'm not racist but beware o all these Europeans bringing there bad habits and drug probs over here they are vermin and bring deseases

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Blue Eyes » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:44 pm

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
I'm not racist but beware o all these Europeans bringing there bad habits and drug probs over here they are vermin and bring deseases

Please tear into this banana split.

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by Jenuall » Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:27 pm

"I'm not racist but..." is never a promising start to a sentence! :fp:

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by Rocsteady » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:18 pm

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
I'm not racist but beware o all these Europeans bringing there bad habits and drug probs over here they are vermin and bring deseases

That's strawberry floating disgusting.

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