The Facebook Thread 2

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by Moggy » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:20 pm

Star Wars: Episode X: Revenge of the Philip

The dead speak! The country has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late PRINCE PHILIP.

GENERAL JEREMY CORBYN dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while KEIR, the last hope of the LABOUR, trains for battle against the diabolical CONSERVATIVE ORDER.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader BORIS JOHNSON rages in his search for extra affairs, determined to impregnate every woman in the world….



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by Victor Mildew » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:23 pm

Moggy wrote:Star Wars: Episode X: Revenge of the Philip

The dead speak! The country has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late PRINCE PHILIP.

GENERAL JEREMY CORBYN dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while KEIR, the last hope of the LABOUR, trains for battle against the diabolical CONSERVATIVE ORDER.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader BORIS JOHNSON rages in his search for extra affairs, determined to impregnate every woman in the world….



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:lol:

Wait, does this mean I missed his announcement (mocking the natives on kashyyk in a way we all secretly enjoy) in fortnite?! :x

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Zilnad » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:19 am

"Somehow Palpatine returned"

What a truly awful film :lol:

That was a great, heartfelt poem though. I read it out while singing the national anthem.

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by Moggy » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:31 pm

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by Jenuall » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:39 pm

Size of those tree bollocks. :datass:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by abcd » Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:56 pm

Oh my god they had children in those day too

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by Choclet-Milk » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:09 pm

abcd wrote:Oh my god they had children in those day too

Like if u remember children!!

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by more heat than light » Thu May 27, 2021 9:13 pm

Posted on our local Spotted page.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu May 27, 2021 10:00 pm

:lol:

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by Moggy » Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:18 pm

There's a hell of a lot of stupidity at the moment surrounding the England team getting booed for taking a knee. But this one made me laugh out loud.

If so many fans are for this kneeling, then why have i not seen a single fan kneeling in support of it? Can’t be that comfortable with it can they?


:lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:18 pm

The bicycle is the slow death of the planet.

General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:

"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."

Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.


Maeks u fink xxx

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by Choclet-Milk » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:21 pm

:lol: :lol:

Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles, the bastards

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:21 pm

So the chuckle brothers were strawberry floating the planet over the whole time?!

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by Choclet-Milk » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:24 pm

Not only were they bike wankers- and only one between them, mind you- they rode around stealing everyone's jobs for the sole purpose of wacky antics.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:25 pm

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Laughing the entire time too, the bastards.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:26 pm

From now on I am going to save the economy by using a McDonald's to travel to work.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:27 pm

Moggy wrote:From now on I am going to save the economy by using a McDonald's to travel to work.


Surely you should take the Subway?

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by Moggy » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:31 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
Moggy wrote:From now on I am going to save the economy by using a McDonald's to travel to work.


Surely you should take the Subway?


Subway creates paedophiles not paediatricians.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:40 pm

Moggy wrote:
The bicycle is the slow death of the planet.

General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:

"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."

Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.


Maeks u fink xxx

That has to be satire, surely?! :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Tomous » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:47 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
The bicycle is the slow death of the planet.

General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:

"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."

Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.


Maeks u fink xxx

That has to be satire, surely?! :lol:



Yeah, the quote is fake: http://www.pibfactcheck.in/facts-check/ ... 15825.html

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