The Facebook Thread 2

[Jenuall]

Thought I'd go on my Facebook for the first time in a while to see if there's any St George's gooseberry fool on there. First thing I see is enough to make me regret returning to the FB hell hole:



So deep!

[Victor Mildew]

The cropping doesn't impress me.

[Jenuall]

I know, that alone was enough to make me feel nauseous!

Also when did the feature come in that started letting people put shitty generic background images behind their pointless messages? This kind of gooseberry fool is all over my feed now:





Get it away from me!

[Tomous]

Classic Pat though

[Godzilla]

Pat has money to burn having a roast on a Monday. But at least we know she got to Morrisons and they do have lamb.

[Jenuall]

I'm worried about Pat, she's clearly got problems

[Moggy]

Finally something on Facebook I actually like.

[Moggy]

[Tomous]

Finally something on Facebook I actually like.

This is amazing, all spot one except I can't say I've encountered people moaning about number of BHs

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I can't say I've encountered people moaning about number of BHs

You won't now, all the stores closed down.

[Choclet-Milk]

Much like fruitcakes, I don't want to see a single strawberry floating one around Christmas.

[Dowbocop]

Much like fruitcakes, I don't want to see a single strawberry floating one around Christmas.

"Copied from a friend's wall" (Unknown Artist, 2011, clipart on PowerPoint slide, compressed)

In this work, the artist uses the medium of smileys to subvert the viewer's preconceived notions of iconography. The artist uses the "Loser" smiley, not as an insult, but as a pointer to the central visual portion of the work. In addition, one is reminded of the seminal work "Dodgeball." I'm this case, instead of L being for "Love", one suspects it stands for "Laughter", another central tenet of the Live Laugh Love Trinity. Much like the expression of the Mona Lisa, this duality of meaning has had scholars in debate up and down Linda's Comments section and will continue to long after her legacy contact has taken over her account.

[Victor Mildew]

God i hate facebook

[Moggy]

twitter.com/hippy_gone/status/1254529066079858688

[Tomous]

Pretty cheap for a coffin to be fair.

[Jenuall]

Very trusting of grandad to go in for the test run there

[Rex Kramer]

That's a bit ungrateful of Nan. Least she could was pop her clogs given the trouble they've gone to.

[Mini E]

Hello there I was contacted by a lady in the community to see if anyone would be interested in teddy bear spotting as well as rainbow spotting around the village, all it entails is putting a teddy up in your window and letting me know where to 'spot' so I can compile a list for the local children to spot whilst out on their daily walks. Let me know what you think and if you want to take part.

Cue an entire comment chain on a public group of people posting their street addresses

[The Watching Artist]

If anyone happens to spot a few more of those could you share them. Might prove helpful to me.

[Moggy]

When it comes to gigs the Americans say it’s better playing in uk I thought they chat gooseberry fool till I watch Linkin park live n in USA all they do is wave hands in air in uk with have a massive push pull fall down pick up mosh pit n go crazy so all USA peeps with tickets to good band give it to us n go watch on tv n wave hand