The Facebook Thread 2

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Tue May 19, 2020 2:43 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:Why would they post that before the first half the year is even over since it only works if you've had your birthday?

It quite clearly says "use the age you are going to be this year" :roll:

Just deal with the greatness of this once in a lifetime event!!!


Cuttooth will have to wait 1000 years as he's failed this time.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Cuttooth » Tue May 19, 2020 2:45 pm

strawberry float, guess I'll have to join the baffled experts. :cry:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Victor Mildew » Tue May 19, 2020 2:51 pm

Experts can't figure it out!!!!!!

lucky for us, Sarah from Facebook with her big mint green canvas has it all figured out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Tomous » Tue May 19, 2020 2:54 pm

This is why we've had enough of experts!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Preezy » Wed May 20, 2020 8:21 am

If this baffles experts then bring it on!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Tomous » Wed May 27, 2020 3:23 pm




HOW IS HE SO RICH

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by KK » Wed May 27, 2020 4:22 pm

I’d like to say dry sense of humour. But this has happened before. And before that. And before that...

Older people seem to be very susceptible to this type of thing on the socials.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Dual » Wed May 27, 2020 4:28 pm

Strange but seems correct.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Chocolate-Milk » Wed May 27, 2020 4:34 pm

'Seems correct' as if the maths birth year+age=current year was in any way confusing.

"We've run the numbers, sir. Everything checks out."

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by <]:^D » Wed May 27, 2020 10:04 pm

Preezy wrote:If this baffles experts then bring it on!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Wed May 27, 2020 10:58 pm

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?''

''Why would I do that?'' He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I am alone...this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

When your Mom fell down few days back while on her morning walk. Our local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer?

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds of Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''

Technology isn't life..

Spend time with people .. Not with devices.


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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Cuttooth » Wed May 27, 2020 11:01 pm

"it is the physical touch I crave"

Dad is just horny, so heartwarming. :cry:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Blue Eyes » Wed May 27, 2020 11:19 pm

Who writes such strawberry floating gooseberry fool?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by PatSharpsMullet » Wed May 27, 2020 11:33 pm

I can only assume her mum died a few days ago when she had her fall because he said he is alone. :(

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Victor Mildew » Thu May 28, 2020 7:05 am

Incredible that she could remember the conversation in such detail.

Spend less time on devices...posted on Facebook for mobile :fp:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by KK » Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 am

If that was turned into a banking advert, it’d still be less irritating than those from Nationwide.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Squinty » Thu May 28, 2020 7:22 am

Cuttooth wrote:"it is the physical touch I crave"

Dad is just horny, so heartwarming. :cry:


Victor Mildew wrote:Incredible that she could remember the conversation in such detail.

Spend less time on devices...posted on Facebook for mobile :fp:


I think I'm dying.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu May 28, 2020 8:24 am

The store owner from whom I buy fruits

Imagine if everything was written in this way :lol:.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by KK » Thu May 28, 2020 8:48 am

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Victor Mildew » Thu May 28, 2020 9:10 am

KK wrote:Image

Please like and share.


Just imagine someone in an abusive relationship seeing that gooseberry fool :|

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