The Facebook Thread 2

[Mini E]

I've seen that shark one before. It's still great.

I posted it in here and I think Moggy even replied at the time but I still lol'd.

[Victor Mildew]

I've been posting my sharks in the dog poo box for 20 years!

[Moggy]

I've seen that shark one before. It's still great.

I posted it in here and I think Moggy even replied at the time but I still lol'd.

I barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone remember images from years ago.

[Victor Mildew]

I've seen that shark one before. It's still great.

I posted it in here and I think Moggy even replied at the time but I still lol'd.

I barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone remember images from years ago.

Yet you remember something I said 5 years ago

[Moggy]

I've seen that shark one before. It's still great.

I posted it in here and I think Moggy even replied at the time but I still lol'd.

I barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone remember images from years ago.

Yet you remember something I said 5 years ago

I doubt it, I probably searched to try and embarrass you.

[Squinty]

I've seen that shark one before. It's still great.

I posted it in here and I think Moggy even replied at the time but I still lol'd.

That's where I seen it! It has lost none of its appeal.

[Moggy]

Some of r produce so far any idea what I can do with it

I'm so tempted to come up with some suggestions......

[Victor Mildew]

Why the strawberry float would you grow something with no idea of what it's for?

GROAN SUM CORVETTES LOL DUN EVEN LEIK DEM x *minion.jpg*

[Corazon de Leon]

Why the strawberry float would you grow something with no idea of what it's for?

GROAN SUM CORVETTES LOL DUN EVEN LEIK DEM x *minion.jpg*

[Choclet-Milk]

Never mind the Corvettes ( ), look at the strawberry floating state of those carrots!

[Moggy]

Nice day to take your tortoise for a walk!

Wtf?

[Choclet-Milk]

There's a guy near me, aptly named 'The Urmston Lizard Man', who walks around with a great fuck-off monitor lizard slung over his shoulder.

Never seen him tie it to a lamppost, though!

[Victor Mildew]

I hope he's practising soshell distancing

[Choclet-Milk]

Monitor lizards don't have shells

[Jenuall]

I hope he's practising soshell distancing

Luckily he comes pre equipped with his own personal protective equipment

[Blue Eyes]

Saw this today and do true !!

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?''
''Why would I do that?'' He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I am alone...this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

When your Mom fell down few days back while on her morning walk. Our local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer?

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds of Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''

Technology isn't life..
Spend time with people .. Not with devices.

Writer: Unknown

[Moggy]

So true!!!!1!!!

[Blue Eyes]

So true!!!!1!!!

Almost every comment said that. Why do I hate it so much?!

[Jenuall]

If the dude selling me my groceries turns up and cries at my bedside I'd be a bit concerned rather than anything!

[Victor Mildew]

Saw this today and do true !!

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?''
''Why would I do that?'' He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I am alone...this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

When your Mom fell down few days back while on her morning walk. Our local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer?

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds of Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''

Technology isn't life..
Spend time with people .. Not with devices.

Writer: Unknown

What an absolute load of gooseberry fool.