The Facebook Thread 2

[Moggy]

I'm all for people taking a sick day and keeping their germs to themselves when they have a sniffle tbh

Sorry but the message we should learn from Captain Tom's response to the pandemic is that we should all go into work to infect others with infectious diseases.

[Somebody Else's Presents]

"Over the last five years, Moore had been receiving treatment for prostate and skin cancer, his family said. He had not been vaccinated against COVID-19 due to the other medication he was taking."

It would seem that this truly honourable and humble man kept that a secret.

And, to think, there are some who would ring in to work sick when they have a little 'sniffle' - truly, inspirational, but, of course, from a different generation.

I love that he's managed to praise Captain Tom, while also hating on young people.

It's strawberry floating morons like that who are the reason this virus has spread so much.

[Victor Mildew]

Congrats to Captain Tom for having the courage to come out.

After all that I can't believe captain Tom was gay! Chicks loved him, I didn't see that coming.

[Dowbocop]

"Over the last five years, Moore had been receiving treatment for prostate and skin cancer, his family said. He had not been vaccinated against COVID-19 due to the other medication he was taking."

It would seem that this truly honourable and humble man kept that a secret.

And, to think, there are some who would ring in to work sick when they have a little 'sniffle' - truly, inspirational, but, of course, from a different generation.

I love that he's managed to praise Captain Tom, while also hating on young people.

[Errkal]

They had a pretty poignant painting until the rainbow went in. That just makes it really funny.

pshh poignant is great and everything but got to farm those likes bro.

[Godzilla]

It's going to be a movie isn't it? Probably ITV at Christmas, called something like "thank you Captain Tom", final scenes is a montage of people across the world stopping fighting on hearing the news of his deaths and crying, we then see a man crying at a big desk, camera pans up.... It's only the actual prime minster in a top secret cameo.

[Jenuall]

It's going to be a movie isn't it? Probably ITV at Christmas, called something like "thank you Captain Tom", final scenes is a montage of people across the world stopping fighting on hearing the news of his deaths and crying, we then see a man crying at a big desk, camera pans up.... It's only the actual prime minster in a top secret cameo.

Lets be realistic now, these people don't know how to strawberry floating cry!

[Moggy]

It's going to be a movie isn't it? Probably ITV at Christmas, called something like "thank you Captain Tom", final scenes is a montage of people across the world stopping fighting on hearing the news of his deaths and crying, we then see a man crying at a big desk, camera pans up.... It's only the actual prime minster in a top secret cameo.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-54262116

[Green Gecko]

[The Watching Artist]

yeah learn to draw first

[Moggy]

If that really is her first ever attempt, then it's pretty damn good.

[Tomous]

If that really is her first ever attempt, then it's pretty damn good.

Thought the same!

[Green Gecko]

sure

The face is funny though.

A lot of people paint amazingly who admit they can't draw. Without that perspective however its interesting what results you get if you imagine the finished product and just go for it anyway.

Guy's got some balls. That's good.

What really gets me is the random selection of a posed photo for a Quorn advert. Hereafter, the quorn artist.

[Moggy]

Fireworks have been going off in Bristol late at night and the local paper "cleared up" the big mystery. This Facebook comment made me laugh.

[Victor Mildew]

I love the way thick people always use "It's not rocket science!" as their "this should be easy" thing, yet I bet none of them even know what rocket science is.

[Trelliz]

I love the way thick people always use "It's not rocket science!" as their "this should be easy" thing, yet I bet none of them even know what rocket science is.

[LewisD]

Listen up Buttercups!

As someone who actually grew up watching PePe LePew (and all those “BAD” Saturday morning cartoons), I never saw Pepe as a rapist or promoting rapist culture. HELL I didn’t even know what a rapist was. I WAS A CHILD!
Let me impart my CHILDHOOD thoughts:
The only reason I ever thought the cat tried to get away from Pepe was because she was in fact, A CAT and he was a SKUNK. (For those of you who are biologically/scientifically challenged... Skunks and Cats ARE completely different animals.) Skunks also smelled... bad.
I distinctly remember watching and thinking:
If Pepe catches up with her, she’s going to need a bath.
That’s it.
DEAR CANCEL CULTURE:
STOP READING MORE INTO OUR CHILDHOOD CARTOONS, BREAKFAST FOOD ICONS, Dr SUESS, VEHICLE NAMES, and everything else. No one became a rapist, racist, murderer, animal abuser, or dropper of anvils from watching our vintage Saturday morning cartoons while eating Aunt Jemima pancakes.

You are, IN FACT, idiots, looking for attention due to the lack of parental fortitude in YOUR own lives.
You are walking, talking, “grown” infants. Screaming when you don’t get your way resulting in showing the world how truly absurd you are. Stop calling people inherently racist!

How about WE THE PEOPLE cancel YOU because WE are offended by your feckless, pansy ass, stupidity!
If you agree Copy & Paste

Maeks u fink

[Zilnad]

"You are, IN FACT, idiots," was my favourite bit

[Igor]

"let me impart my childhood thoughts that have not matured or progressed since I was actually a child and which do not require any further examination now that I am an adult"

okay

"you are the infants"

wow you got me

[more heat than light]