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Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:49 pm
by Moggy
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
The bicycle is the slow death of the planet.

General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:

"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."

Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.


Maeks u fink xxx

That has to be satire, surely?! :lol:


It's certainly not satire from the person that posted it, the original could be though.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2021 4:16 pm
by Moggy
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Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 7:20 am
by Moggy
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:lol:

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:18 am
by Corazon de Leon
My brother spent a good portion of last night winding up a Blackburn fans page on FB that has been posting all kinds of disgusting gooseberry fool throughout the Euros(example - calling that wee German girl a stupid nazi cow). Our aunt, at 2am, made a big FB post about how "people who were born in England shouldn't be jumping on the anti-England bandwagon," and promptly deleted it this morning.

Sadly for her he was on nightshift and has screenshotted it. :lol:

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:08 am
by Squinty
They did a Go Fund me style thing for that little girl, raised over £30,000 for her.

She decided to give it to UNICEF. That's strawberry floating class.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2021 6:30 pm
by Moggy
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Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:09 am
by Moggy
I keep getting adverts for courses like this.

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Just imagine the jobs you could get with those diplomas. :shock: :toot:

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:19 am
by Jenuall

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 3:42 pm
by Jezo
At £30 a pop you may as well just get one. At the very least it'll be a good ice breaker in an interview

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 2:15 pm
by Moggy
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Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:14 pm
by Choclet-Milk
I didn't want to be rude, so I thought I'd take to Facebook and gooseberry fool on it to all of my friends.

Christ.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:41 pm
by Preezy
What an ungrateful trout.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:45 pm
by Tomous
That's a person who absolutely loves telling people she doesn't eat McDonalds.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:46 pm
by Moggy
Tomous wrote:That's a person who absolutely loves telling people she doesn't eat McDonalds.


Sexist. That post was by a bloke.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:50 pm
by Tomous
Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:That's a person who absolutely loves telling people she doesn't eat McDonalds.


Sexist. That post was by a bloke.



Tell him to stop being such a bitch then

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:53 pm
by Victor Mildew
Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:That's a person who absolutely loves telling people she doesn't eat McDonalds.


Sexist. That post was by a bloke.



Tell him to stop being such a bitch then


He's probably on his period!!!

/American chauvinist

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:54 pm
by Moggy
Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:That's a person who absolutely loves telling people she doesn't eat McDonalds.


Sexist. That post was by a bloke.



Tell him to stop being such a bitch then


:lol:

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:40 pm
by Dowbocop
A few years ago I taste tested McDonald's coffee as part of my Barista Maestro course (that was my actual job title :lol:). It wasn't very good to be honest but I think it's actually much improved now. I'll quite happily knock back an Americano from there.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:04 am
by Victor Mildew
I just logged in to my account for the first time in years to find an old photo, and spent 10 minutes trying and failing to even find anything of mine on there. How the strawberry float do people use that gooseberry fool every day? No wonder they end up thinking the world is flat and drinking horse piss.

Re: The Facebook Thread 2

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:45 pm
by Moggy
I really wish they would close all Petrol stations and just allow emergency services and delivery drivers access. I really can't believe how selfish people can be. I literally have no fuel in my car and went to get my normal £20 from my local petrol station to just get the kids to nursery and back and they have no fuel . This is a petrol station in the country!! I am really disappointed all the people who are panic buying fuel should be ashamed. I'm sure these people will not be happy when the prices go up.